Monday, May 30, 2016

Comic book jokes



Even our beloved Stan Lee is shocked by these jokes. Enjoy!

Q: What is a superhero's favorite part of the joke? 

A: The "punch" line!  

Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? 

A: On the world wide web.  

Q: What's the difference between Batman and a robber? 

A: Batman can go into a store without robin!! 

Q: When did Anakin Skywalker become evil? 

A: In the sith grade! 

Q: Whats the difference between Green Lantern and a unicorn? 

A: Nothing,theyre both fictional characters

Q: What is Superman's greatest weakness? 

A: A bucking horse. 

Q: What is Doc Ock's favorite month? 

A: Ock-tober. 

Q: What is Spider-Man's favorite month? 

A: Web-ruary.  

Q: What superhero uses public transportation? 

A: Bus Lightyear!  

Q: What is a superhero's favorite drink? 

A: Fruit punch! 
 
Q: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb? 

A: None. They like the dark.  

Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team? 

A: He was the bat-boy.  

Q: How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? 

A: (tune of 1960's theme) Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!!!  

Q: Why did Bruce's date go badly? 

A: Because he has BAT breath!  

Q: What does Batgirl wear to bed? 

A: Her Dark Knight gown!  

Q: What did Superman say when he married two Women on the same day? 

A: "That's mighty bigamy!"  

Q: What did Lex Luthor say when he did the same thing, then killed the women? 

A: "That's awful bigamy!"  

Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom? 

A: Superbowl.  

Q: What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot vegetable broth? 

A: Souperman!  

Q. "What did Doc Ock drive to the bank?" 

A. "An armoured car!"  

Q: How did Dr. Otto Octavius present his new project? 

A: Energetically! 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/superherojokes.html

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