Monday, April 13, 2015
T-Bone the Monster, Eat the Steak "A Samuel Light Junior Story." John Pirillo
T-Bone the Monster,
Eat the Steak
"A Samuel Light
Junior Story."
John Pirillo
Jimbo and Samuel slid down the narrow entrance into the
sewer by using a thick pipe they had found in the wrecking yard. The fact that
they had ended up in that godforsaken place was because the Ends had made a run
for it there and they had followed.
The Ends were an underground race that came up to the
surface once every hundred years to capture females and bring them downside to
breed with. The Ends were a dark race and were the remnants of a mutated race
created by the ancient Atlanteans before their fall from grace and they had
blown themselves to kingdom come with their own massive weapons of destruction
as both sides of the mighty empire became so divided that they ended up
destroying one another.
"Stinks."
Sammie eyed his friend. "You should know."
Jimbo dropped to the slimy concrete floor and gave Sammie a
hand down. "Sticks and stones."
"Mine are tougher."
"Mine are longer."
Sammie laughed.
Jimbo laughed, and then eyed the compass in his hand.
"Getting something."
"Sure it's the Ends; sometimes there are other things
that magnetize the compass."
"Aren't you the one who said this would never fail
us?"
"Guilty."
"Then shut up!"
They reached a t-bone in the underground sewer and had to
use their flashlights to search both directions a few moments, looking at the
concrete for tell tale signs. "This way." Sammie finally said,
indicating with his light the prints of numerous feet.
"Gotcha!"
The two slung their backpacks over their right shoulders to
free up flashlight hands better, and then picked up the pace.
"This is really stupid, you know."
Sammie agreed, but when the Ends showed up and stole his
best friend next door. Emilie Parker. He didn't find it so stupid.
"It's more stupid if we let them get away with this.
They'll be back for more."
"Not in our lives."
Sammie stopped and Jimbo bumped into him. "What?"
"Just because you don't believe in reincarnation,
doesn't mean it's not true, Jimbo. You could be a woman in your next life and
when an End came..."
Jimbo laughed, and then stopped laughing. "Nah. I'll
never be..." He looked uncertain. "You're kidding, right?"
Sammie's face told him his answer. "Right. Right. Okay.
Lead on leader."
They slowed down. The footprints were getting more clear and
distinct.
"Can't be too far ahead now."
"What're we going to do when we spot them?"
"Put the fear of God into them." Sammie said with
a grin.
Jimbo stopped his friend. "This doesn't mean me having
to act like a monster again, does it? Last time we did that I nearly got my ass
blown up!"
"Forget it, Jimbo. We're going to t-bone them."
"T-bone?"
"Yep." And Sammie said no more.
The sound of women and girls sobbing became distinct in the
distance, starting off as a low eerie series of moans, then resolving into the
distinct sounds of many females crying, weeping and wailing.
"Oh crap! Sammie, there must be a hundred of
them."
Samuel stopped. He and Jimbo watched as the Ends gave their
captives the opportunity to rest, offering them bottles of water, taken from
dirty backpacks.
The Ends were very human looking, except for the green hairs
all over their body, and their utterly eerie green eyes that glowed in the
dark. That's another thing about the Ends, they can see in the dark. He and
Jimbo couldn't.
"So what's the plan?" Jimbo asked.
Sammie told him.
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Emilie Parker was a very pretty girl. Tall and lithe, with
bright blonde hair and dazzling blue eyes. She was lean and mean in sports,
which made her a perfect match for Samuel, even though she was more Jimbo's
type when it came to tastes. She didn't really like boys who were so easy going.
She liked them more rough on the edges. Jimbo fit the bill.
But at that particular moment as she surveyed the captives
about her, eyed her own bonds, which were lacerating her wrists and cutting
them wickedly, she didn't think much about anything at all, except for if the
hell they had entered ever had an end. The Ends were too tall and strong to
overcome, and she was tough in a fight. But not with these guys. They spoke
English. One of them had told her they had learned it over the Internet from
some stolen computer equipment in preparation for their raid.
"Humans are so gullible." He had proudly and
arrogantly told her. "They think they rule the planet and can do whatever
they damn well please. Well." He grinned, revealing teeth that were
rotting in his mouth. "They can't."
She had used that casual friendship with the End to try and
get free, but it had failed. The moment he saw her slipping further and further
back, he had dropped back as well and double tied her bonds, so now she hurt
even worse than before.
"I hate you." She had told him.
He smiled. "Passion is good."
"I really, really hate you!" She emphasized fiercely.
But he only grinned even more so.
And so here they all were, twenty of them, young and old,
herded into a narrow circle to rest and recuperate before they began the
descent. She saw the narrow entrance that the End had been bragging about all
the way to this point, telling her how carefully it was hidden and guarded. It
didn't need to be guarded. Only a fool would wade through the sewage they were
presently in.
"Rise!" The End leader commanded to the captives.
As one they stumbled to their weary feet, afraid to move,
afraid not to move.
"From this point we shall descend into the depths where
our home is. I want to welcome you all to your future home." He paused, and
then grinned. "From which none of you will ever return."
The females began wailing and weeping again, which made him
seem to smile even more.
Emily really wanted to punch him out.
Then the entrance to the Ends home lit up like a small sun,
and a huge form stepped out from it, rays of intense light bursting around its
sides and plastering the entire warrior Ends and their captives in the light.
The Ends became silent with fear.
"You will leave and never return!"Commanded the
huge form.
The End leader stepped forward. "And who will stop us,
if we do not."
Something struck him in the face and he stood there stunned
a moment, as if in total shock, then he laughed. "You'll have to do better
than that!"
Then he did a strange thing. He twitched his right arm, then
his left, then he began scratching at his chest, then his next, and then his
face, and before long he was crying out in horror as his entire body seemed to
be on fire.
The Ends looked on in horror at the strange affliction that
had struck their leader.
The huge form spoke again. "Next time, the rest of you
will fall!"
The Ends as one broke free from their captives and ran away,
seeking another entrance that was further down the tunnels.
The End leader lay in the filth a moment, and then slowly
rose. "Come back!" He screamed after the others.
He felt a tap on his shoulder and turned around. A fist
connected with his face. He fell backwards to the floor, stunned. Emily stood
over him, cracking her knuckles. "If you're smart, you'll never show your
face around here again. Ever. Ever. Ever!"
He crawled away on his knees, scrambled to his feet, then
dashed after his other Ends, sobbing like a child.
The huge form stepped away from the entrance and Jimbo lowered
his flashlight, revealing a grinning face. Samuel stepped from his hiding place
and joined him.
Emily saw Samuel and ran to hug him. He fended her off, and
then began scratching himself all over.
"What's wrong with you?"
He sighed. "Cost of battle. Poison Ivy."
Jimbo grinned. "I'm huggable."
"Of course you are." Samuel pointed out.
"Aren't you always?"
"You got it, mastermind."
Jimbo stretched his arms out and Emily ran into them. He
hugged her tight. ."You're safe now."
They brought all the captive females back to the surface,
where they all scattered to return to their homes.
Samuel always felt bad about that day, because he knew that
he liked Emily, but he couldn't be the one she ran to. It always had to be
Jimbo. Always!
He sighed as he sat on top the roof of his home, looking at
the stars.
They were all safe and that was the most important thing.
He heard a scrambling sound and tensed, fearing an End was
coming for him, then Jimbo's grinning face popped over the rim of the roof. He
clambered up and offered Samuel a small vial of ointment. "Thought you
might need this."
Samuel sighed with relief. His mom had forgotten to get some
when she came back from the store. He began rubbing it into the tender areas of
his arms and hands, and then sighed with even more relief as the intense
burning of the poison ivy lessened.
"Thanks." He told Jimbo.
Jimbo grinned. "Hey! That's what friends are for,
buddy."
Samuel grinned back at him. He might never win the hand of
the opposite sex, but he would always have the best friend anyone could ever
have in the universe.
Then he said as an afterthought. "Next time, you t-bone
the monster, and I...I eat the steak!"
Jimbo broke into laughter, and then stopped. "Never
happen!"
They broke into laughter together. Jimbo was right.
Bambi Meets Godzilla Short Animated Film
If you haven't seen this, you owe it to yourself to unscrew your head for awhile and enjoy this minty, sawtoothed take on the first meeting between the sweet Bambi and the huge dinosaur, Godzilla.
Don't blink!
Enjoy
John
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