Chapter Thirty-Three
"I am." A voice thundered in Samuel's head.
"Yeah. So am I." Samuel spit back, trying not to
let his head explode in the process.
Gradually he began to see and feel again with his eyes and
body. He found himself lying on something quite comfortable, miraculously
comfortable. It felt as if he were...
His eye lids went open all the way and he realized he was
not lying on anything at all. Nothing. He looked down and saw a metallic floor
of a light orange, copper color with filgreed plating with ornate designs that
illustrated every plate. He followed the patterns to another body floating in
the air.
Jimbo.
"Jimbo." He cried out.
Jimbo groaned and rolled over, his hand dangling in the air
as comfortably as if they had been supported by a mattress. His eyes fluttered
open and he complained. "Why must it always be when I'm about to have a
nice meal?"
"You really need to get out more." Nanny pointed
out from her side of the large room they were within.
Samuel was able to sit up, but he still couldn't figure out
how he did so. Nothing was supporting his butt, or his legs and feet and yet
they felt as if they were compressed against something very gentle, but firm.
Nanny swam into view, like a turtle, using her arms and legs
to aim and kick herself into view. She settled before Samuel and grinned at
him. "If this wasn't so damned crazy, I'd say we were in outer space like
an astronaut, but..."
Jimbo finally sat up, then noticed he wasn't seated on
anything. "Holy Crap!" He sputtered, frantically trying to get a
grasp on something, but only managing to cause himself to float upside down in
a seated position.
"This stinks!" He complained.
Nanny coasted over, and gently tipped him the correct
direction.
"You never told me you were an astronaut." Jimbo
accused.
"I'm not. And to make things even here, big guy, you
never told me we might get abducted by little green men either."
Samuel would have laughed, but his head hurt so much.
"Make it stop." He groaned, trying to keep the sides of his head from
exploding.
Jimbo gave him a worried look.
"What's wrong?"
"Everything. This place we're inside, the way we were
captured...the vibrations. It's all...wrong!"
Samuel took a deep breath, then examined the room they were
held within. It was shaped like a box, but with the outer walls curved
outwards. They were also copper colored and very reflective. One large section
seemed to be some kind of viewing device, for it had a flickering image on it,
but nothing visible that was clear.
The ceiling was low, but also very metallic looking.
"I think we're inside the saucer."
"You think?" Jimbo asked drily.
Nanny shook her head. "From the center of the earth to
outer space. Sounds like we entered a series of Jules Verne novels."
"Not quite." Came a very British sounding voice.
They turned around slowly to see a man who appeared to be in
his early sixties standing in front of a wall, dressed in some kind of odd
uniform that was vaguely British looking. He had a very long mustache and
beard, and pure white hair, but his skin was unwrinkled and flawless, his eyes
a crystal clear blue and his body quite firm and athletic looking.
He smiled at them and then sat down in the air, crossing one
leg over another. "I hope you are all feeling rested...and better?"
Samuel almost jumped when the man seemed to flicker for a
moment.
"Whoops!" He said. "I'm sorry. He appeared to
lean over and adjust something invisible, then his image strengthened.
"There. That should stop that nonsense."
He looked at them all again, then gave them a half bow.
"My name is Seran Goodwalt. I am the Keeper of the Way."
"You wouldn't happen to have any decent burgers in this
joint?" Jimbo asked when his stomach growled loudly.
Seran laughed. "My, my, my. I'm afraid not. We are all
vegetarians here."
"My luck continues." Jimbo said with dripping
sarcasm.
Seran laughed again. "Oh, your luck is quite good. If
not for the two ambassadors you sent ahead of you three, we might have as
easily disintegrated you as stunned you."
Jimbo stood up and almost tumbled over. He steadied himself.
"I demand to see a lawyer!"
Samuel gestured to Jimbo. "Jimbo, I don't think they
have those kinds of things here."
Jimbo growled. "They'd better!"
Seran sighed. "This is precisely why we don't usually
let you upper surface people down here. You're so negative!"
Samuel spoke up as Seran looked ready to leave them.
"Wait! Can you tell us where we are?"
"Right now. You stand at the gateway." Seran said
solemnly. "I have been chosen to decide whether to admit you three, or
deport you in a speedily manner."
"Which means what?" Jimbo growled.
"Either alive, or a reasonable fact simile." Seran
said, his eyes hardening.
Jimbo shut up.
Samuel was finally able to stand up. He did so gently and a
bit at a time. "We're not here to fight you. We came on a mission of
peace."
Seran waved a hand and Jimbo's pistol appeared in the air.
"Like this peaceful weapon?"
Jimbo felt the inside of his jacket. "Hey!"
Seran waved a hand and the pistol vanished again. "If
we choose to allow you to leave peacefully, the weapon will be returned to
you."
Jimbo relaxed.
"Maybe."
Jimbo's eyes blazed. "Don't I get any say in the
matter?"
"Quite frankly?"
Everyone tensed as the old man considered Jimbo's question.
"No."
Seran pointed to the apparent viewing screen and it lit up
clearly, revealing the flying city. "Our destination. We should be
boarding in the next few minutes. "
Samuel smiled. "You intend to allow us to see it, don't
you?"
Seran smiled back. "Samuel, your deeds are well known
to us who dwell here. As are...your cowboy friends."
"Hey!" Jimbo cried out.
"And we find you amusing." Seran said, then
vanished.
The screen remained lit up and the floating city grew closer
and closer.
Whatever had been holding them up, vanished. They tumbled to
the floor.
Jimbo groaned as he sat up. "No burger. No peace. It
just ain't fair.
"
"Look on the bright side of it, Jimmie." Nanny
consoled him.
"What bright side?"
"We could have been free falling atoms."
First novel of three on the adventures of Samuel Light and Jimbo, Hammer of the Gods, is now available in paperback at Amazon.Com.
A top secret project in Nevada goes horribly wrong. They've captured something far more powerful than known to man. Something that could take their very souls and crush it. A detective, Samuel Light, and his partner, Jimbo, a rascally Texan are led on a merry chase across Nevada and Arizona to find out what was captured and to right what could turn out to be a terrible mistake for humanity. From past lives of Atlantis to lost lives in the desert, Samuel uses his detective skills and extraordinary spiritual powers to battle unknown forces and seek the truth!
