Young King Arthur
"The King of Threads"
Chapter One
Part One: The King of Threads
"A light is
never brightest when it is not needed the most, but always needed the most when
it appears to be the dimmest. We must make our own Light, be our Light, and
live in Light that we might Light the Way for others to follow the path safely
to the goal through life's school." -- Merlin
It
was a dreary day for Arthur, dry and dreary. The harvest was due, and everyone,
including the Lords and Ladies were helping to make sure there would be enough
food gathered for all. Even at the ripe old age of ten, going on eleven, Arthur
knew the importance of obedience, and certainly doing his fair share of work. He
pushed himself, knowing the danger of that, especially with the sickness that
was making its rounds of the village. Some had even died of it, all young as
he. They called it the work of the fluid demon. It would sneak into the chest
of a young child and then drown him with water, so that he choked to death.
Arthur
gave no credence to that kind of nonsense. He didn't believe in an illness that
was a demon, though he could understand how it might be construed to be such.
His world was a dark one in many ways, even though in the far lands it was
spoken of those who could light a space with magic, no wood or oil being
necessary. He smiled at that image. How was it possible to light up a space
without wood or oil? Why such a force could destroy a man long before it lit a
place up. Then he frowned, as his mind went further with the thought. Or maybe
it was magic. There were many things magical in his world, so why not a light
that cast no heat, and filled a room.
He
sighed. Such idle thoughts only sought to divert him from his work and cause
distress, as his mind was always seeking to fill itself with new thoughts, new
information. He would lay awake at night many a time, striving to create order
out of the chaos of the world he found himself living in, seeing how people
could work for each other, instead of against each other. A world where the
rich were as common as the poor folk and no poor folk were there at all. All
shared equally with each other, the fruits of their labors a gift of love.
He
sighed again. Wasn't going to happen. The Villagers saw nothing beyond a day's
work and the Lords and Ladies saw no one beyond themselves.
He
had decided to do his work outside, so as to have some kind of warmth and
light. He was doing work now that required a finer weave, so his eyes needed to
be able to see as clearly as possible. Not that he couldn't do the whole thing
blind-folded by now. He just wasn't one to shirk details. He didn't want
anything he did to be less than it could be. He didn't know where he had gotten
that work ethic from. Being just on the cusp of thirteen, the only thing he
knew was that he was more emotional lately and that the village girls had
suddenly gotten a bit more interesting to look at.
He
shook those thoughts from his mind, causing his rag mop red hair to shake like Jell-O
on his head. His sharp, piercing green eyes focused on the thread before him
and the spread of lines on the loom, which was gradually taking on the shape of
a wedding gown. An expensive one. At least a month's wages. For him that was a
lot. For everyone in the village that was a lot. Their share of wealth had been
diminishing over the last years as the Lords and Ladies and what seemed to be
their unending greed was nurtured by the new King.
Problem
was, the share of the villagers grew less each y ear and the share of the
royalty seemed to grow larger each and every year since the Lord High King
Pendragon had returned to the lands with the Dark Lady, as everyone called the
horrible wife he had become betrothed to. It was whispered in the dark when
none were listening that the High King had once been a good man, but that he
had been corrupted by his interest in the Dark Lady.
It
was rumored that every husband she had married in the past had met a violent
and dark death. No one said that openly, because those who did seemed to vanish
without being heard from again, though some claim to have heard their screams
of anguish from the deeper dungeons of the Dark Castle, as it was now called of
the King.
Her
true name was Lady Spellforth. She hailed from the fifth territory of Greater
Breton, where the peoples trafficked in dark magics and slavery. It was rumored
that many had formed unclean relationships with the dragons known to inhabit
that foul piece of coast.
It
hadn’t always been that way, not the coastal regions. They had been the height
of purity during the High Lord Druid Kings reign. The Druids had been a wise
and respected race of beings, not quite human and not quite inhuman, as the
less educated were wont to conjecture and discuss.
Arthur
knew better than to wander into such dark territories of the mind. They only
led to further confusion and certainly a great chance of being misunderstood by
the Lord High King Pendragon’s consort, the Dark Lady. She was known to pick up
the thoughts of any she passed as she desired. Most of the time she would
wander through the lowly villages of Vandemere-Sooth, and not say a word, nor
read a single thought, intent only on taking the most valuable jewels and
unicorns she spotted. She was a notorious collector of both. It was rumored she
spoiled the jewels with the blood of the unicorns, but Arthur was not wont to
consider such things, as he knew a child, Belvedere, whose father worked in the
High King’s Castle, and saw her parading the jewels about her neck, and
sometimes riding the Unicorns about the wide and dirty hallways.
So
Dark she might be, but not in that way, Arthur knew, so he ignored the lowly
mutterings of the discontent around him, focusing instead on his own bounty of
difficulties, such as managing his hands so as not to burn them with the
turning of the wool through them that he turned into fine threads for the
Courts, nor in getting his somewhat beat-up and hole-stricken boots in sloshes
of mud and Unicorn droppings, not to mention the occasional Griffin pile, whose
stench would usually warn him, but not always, when his mind was adrift in
thoughts of far off places.
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pilgrimages
to the Sword of the Stone, found near the Great Sea Lake, where it was rumored
a Great Mermaid Queen dwelled in her submarine Castle. It was also said it was
she who plunged the beautiful sword into the stone, which as small as it was,
could not be budged by even the largest of dragons. Myths claimed that the
sword had mystic powers. That it could make a weak
man
strong, a great man mythic and a man of less wisdom a wise one...though Arthur
had to laugh at the last. A fool remained a fool unless he sought
enlightenment.
Not
even the sword could be removed. Many had tried. There was even a saying among
the poor of the villages that a Great Man, A High King of Kings, would pull the
sword free and bring peace and prosperity to all the five territories of
Greater Breton.
He
sighed as he thought of how vast the lands were, but so disunited. If they only
worked together they could overthrow the High Lord King Pendragon and his
burdensome taxes, which robbed the average man of any hope or solace.
The
lands were at peace, a fragile one, held with the Giants on the side of New
Garcon, the Dragon Lords of Jermen on the east coast, the savage Trolls on the
west coast, and the inland hordes of the Yellow Purge, a crazy blending of
magical creatures, led by what they believed to be a prophet of the New Age,
but was really only a priest seeking to elevate his position through
misinformation, terror of the unknown, and sorcery of the darkest bent.
Arthur
knew many brave knights fought at that border, many succumbing to foul fates,
and fouler deaths, in efforts to maintain the freedom of Greater Breton. It
seemed to be an even balance of power at the moment, as his Uncle McClan told
him every night, as if saying it so, would make it so. But he knew inside his
mind that saying things wasn’t the same thing as them being true. There were
truths, half truths, and lies, and a great many other things in-between which
Arthur had been learning a bit too rapidly over the short span of his years.
One
young villager named Marie Ander had cautioned Arthur that if he wasn't careful
he would grow a white beard and long gray hair soon if he didn't stop being so
serious.
Arthur
barked with laughter for a moment at that memory. He wasn't that serious, it's
just that he felt things more deeply than others appeared to. For instance he
was helping Widow Constance with her wash one day. She had severe pains in her
hands that were crippled up and gnarled. So he washed her laundry and hung it
for her, and then later pulled it down, and helped her fold it. She insisted on
doing some things despite the pain. He cared deeply for her pain when she made
that face she did when her body rebelled and refused to work. He knew the pain
was more mental than physical, but others would laugh at her look, thinking she
was acting up a storm. He knew better. He had a part of him, he couldn't say
why or what it was, that could feel what she was going through.
One
time her pains were so bad, he had been caught off-guard and had collapsed in
the mud beneath her hung clothes and screamed in pain. She had stumbled over to
him and helped him up, even though he knew each step was killing her. She
gritted her teeth and helped him anyway. He had learned a lot about her that
day and himself. He had learned he not only wanted to save the Kingdom from the
evil of the rich, but also to ease their pains. He wanted to be a healer and a
warrior; which really confused him, as he saw no possible way for that to
happen.
Arthur's
thoughts flew back to the moment and he saw his weave was almost done. As he fine
tuned the garment his thoughts flew away with him again. His hands were on
automatic, they had
done
this kind of weaving so many times.
One
thing that made him stand out above those around him was that he never lied, at
least lies that hurt someone, and never shirked hard work, but more importantly
he never forgot a thing he learned, or saw. His best friend Belvedere claimed
he had the memory of a rock, that once something was etched on his mind, it
would never go away. And it seemed to be so, for soon, even as he continued to
spin fine threads for the Lords and Ladies, his work routine soon included
teaching those younger than him.
While
some might have found it boring to mentor kids who still had more thumbs than
fingers, less patience than a fox in a hen's home; he found it to be totally
the opposite. It made him feel a warm glow inside when he gave of his personal
time like that. Young kids, after all, were better hauling dung and weeds,
digging ditches, hoeing fields and playing games…if they had any time, than
anything else, to most of the Villagers about Arthur. But Arthur and his Uncle
believed that knowledge was power, and that one day it would set all the poor
free of the overbearing Lords and Ladies who felt they owned the world by
birthright. So Arthur had pledged inside himself to help wherever and whenever
he could, despite pictures to the contrary about it being good for him.
Suddenly,
Arthur felt this jab in the top of his skull, all the way through his worn
yellow cap he had made from an old fisherman’s stocking.
“What’s
going on down in that well, me ugly little duckling?” Came a very loud and sour
voice. The voice of hell.
Arthur
pretended everything was normal as he continued to thread the wool into the
loom, his eyes fixed dead ahead, trying hard not to show the flaming anger that
was shredding his very soul at that moment.
Again
the stabbing at the top of his head. “Whatcha gone dumb and sour stupid on me,
runt?” Asked the voice.
Arthur
let go the thread, stood up slowly, and then turned around and looked up and up
at the giant standing there. It was the Twin Hogarth, which mean that Tregarth
was not far behind. Oh what a lucky day this was for him.
“I
felt you the first time, Hogarth!” Arthur rumbled deeply in his throat, striving
with all his might to stop from jumping the big bully, who would inevitably wallop
him on the side of his head, sling him like slaughtered pork over his shoulder,
then march outside and very ceremoniously and loudly toss him into a sty of pig
slop, at which time Arthur would jump up, spitting the foul stuff from his
mouth, and wishing he were ten feet tall so he could stuff Hogarth up the back
of a…
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Hogarth
seemed to read his mind, because he didn’t wait for Arthur to say a thing
further. He walloped him on the side of the head, slung him over his fat
shoulder, and then rushed outside where the villagers waited, as if already
warned of what was to happen, which they were as it
turns
out. Tregarth was collecting bets on the side. Undoubtedly to see how high the
pig slop would fly this time.
Arthur
saw his destiny rapidly approaching, but as he did he saw a tall young man with
a face that seemed old beyond its years, turn stark blue eyes upon him. A
fierce roman nose protruded from between brows that might have frightened a
dragon and over eyes that penetrated to Arthur’s soul. He would never forget
that sight, at least not until he was tossed into the…
The
crowd cheered. Most of them. As Arthur’s thoughts were suddenly smashed into
the foulest pig slop this side of Vandemere-Sooth. Arthur caused a big splash,
which seemed almost like an explosion of powder made by the far eastern Elves
from the Yellow Lands when they practiced their wood magic.
Villagers
fled the vomit of mud and pig slop as Arthur sank deeper into it. His thoughts
were only of one thing at that moment, getting out of there as quickly as possible,
and then killing that evil giant.
Hogarth
barked loudly with laughter as Arthur jumped up, spitting the slop from his
mouth, clawing to clean himself of the pig droppings and the flies that now
clung all over his face and body. “I’m going to…” He began, but for some
reason. He stopped at that.
The
whole village dropped to silence, knowing what inevitably happened next.
Tregarth began making more bets, and it was rapidly covered by many hands as
Hogarth marched to the edge of the slop, his beady little eyes burning with
mirth and a touch of something else…which Arthur could only call madness and
murder. If Hogarth was half dragon, he’d like to know what he was half of. No,
Arthur amended his thoughts; dragons are too good to be part of this monster.
“You’re
gonna do whut, worm?” Hogarth demanded, his fists curling into small hammers,
strong enough to pound him deeper into the slop than a body had a right to be.
“He’s
going to come with me.” A deep and melodious voice answered from behind
Hogarth.
Everyone
was startled by the interruption. No one had ever dared to interrupt Hogarth.
For any reason. None whatsoever.
Hogarth’s
face which had been ugly enough before, transformed into something truly
hideous. How dare anyone interfere with his plaything? His toy? His privileges?
Even the Lords and Ladies stayed clear of him and his twin brother, Tregarth.
They were called giants by the village people, and truly they were. Each stood
at least seven and a half foot tall, and compared to the tallest of knights,
they were indeed onerous in height. Their bodies were as thick as tree trunks
and their muscles as large as logs.
“You
challenge me!” Hogarth blasted at the stranger behind him.
The
stranger was hunched over, like a man well into his last years, time having
worn and weighted him down. The hand on the staff of fresh wood with a single
leaf on its top, trembled, as if with a palsy of some kind. Hogarth sneered at
the sheer audacity of the old timer. He definitely needed to be taught a
lesson.
“I
guess you need to be taught a lesson in humility.” Hogarth said in his most
dangerous voice.
Villagers
backed up everywhere, crossing themselves with the new Christian sign, and some
with the cross of the star who were Druid faiths.
Arthur
couldn’t let that poor old man go to his death.
“Wait!
Let him be, Hogarth! Pick on someone your own size!” Arthur screamed at him.
Hogarth
broke into deep belly laughs and was joined by his brother. Finally, after what
seemed like forever, he stopped and glared at Arthur, his eyes dark and
malicious. “There are none my size!”
The
stranger stepped forward a cautious foot, his hand still trembling on his
makeshift cane. “Then perhaps someone should change that. Perhaps it is you who
need a lesson in humility.”
Hogarth
laughed again and turned to swat the old man. But to his surprise, when his
hand slapped at the old man’s head, it wasn’t there. Hogarth blinked in
amazement, and then threw another punch, this time lower.
Again,
the old man was not there when the punch landed.
“Play
fair!” Hogarth shouted in anger.
Tregarth,
who had been watching the whole time in amazement, stepped forward and tapped
his brother on the shoulder anxiously. “Uh, brother…” He started.
“Not
now!” Hogarth blasted at him.
Hogarth
picked up a large plank of wood and swung it at the old man, but before it
connected, the old man had moved out of its reach, and then with a touch of his
finger turned the plank such that it swung back at Hogarth and smashed him on
the nose.
“Owwww!”
Hogarth cried out, grasping his nose and dropping the plank. Hogarth felt blood
on his fingers, and at the sight of it, his large eyes turned as big as small
moons. “I’m bleeding. Tregarth!”
“Yes,
brother. I can see that! And right, bright red it is too. All pretty and
shiny!"
"Shut
up, you idiot!" Hogarth screamed at his twin.
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Hogarth
eyed the old man before him. “Who are you? No one has ever laid a hand on me
before this day.”
The
man in the cape and shroud slowly stood up straight, until he stood almost eye
to eye with Hogarth. He lowered his hood, revealing hair as white as now and
pure blue eyes that glittered like the stars in heaven. “I am called Merlyn of
the Woods.”
Hogarth
backed up suddenly, almost knocking his brother down in his haste. “I’ve heard
of you. You summon demons!”
Merlyn
laughed sweetly and shook his head, causing his long white locks to toss like
dandelions in the wind. “No, more like chase them away.”
Merlyn
stopped laughing and then stepped closer to Hogarth, who was backed against a
tall granary, with nowhere else to go. “From this day forth you will help those
in need. You will no longer torment and bully those less powerful than you. In
other words you will become a decent and honorable soul.”
Hogarth
and Tregarth both broke into laughter, then ran away, their laughter drifting
back over their shoulders.
Merlyn
turned to Arthur, who was standing there futile and helpless before the events
that just occurred. Merlyn smiled at him and shrugged his shoulders. "It
never hurts to try. Even a demon deserves a second chance."
He
came closer to Arthur, who backed up, uncertain who and what this stranger was
and wanted.
“Your
name?”
“Arthur
of the Threads.” He answered, dripping slop and flies.
Merlyn
grinned good naturedly. "Perhaps more like of the slop at this moment, but
no matter. We'll fix that."
Merlyn
reached into his cloak and pulled out a moist cloth. “Well then, good Arthur of
the Threads, perhaps you’d like to clean up a bit before we talk with your
parents.”
Arthur
took the cloth and began scrubbing himself. No matter how much he wiped, the
cloth never got dry, and never got dirty. It was like…
“Magic.”
Merlyn said drily, a hint of amusement on his lips.
“You
read my mind.” Arthur managed to squeak out.
The
Villagers, tired of the calmness that had descended, returned to their work. A
few stood back watching, curious, but on Merlyn's glance, they too scattered.
Merlyn
grinned affably, and sat on a small piece of wood next to Arthur. “You have a
lot of patience for such a young man."
"Some
would call it weakness." Arthur snapped back.
"Oh,
I don't know." Merlyn said wryly. "I suppose if a spider spun its web
well enough to catch a fly, you might
call the fly weak and stupid, though I might just call it a cunning spider, and
the fly that was caught a bit out of luck."
Arthur
laughed. "And sucked dry like pig's marrow."
Merlyn
laughed back. "What is your name?”
“Arthurth,
but everyone calls me Arthur. It’s easier to remember.” Arthur answered, still
wiping at the slop on himself. His eyes continued to focus on Merlyn though. A
curiosity was glowing in them, which Merlyn noticed and nodded his head.
“You
have many talents as well, I see.” Merlyn said without being asked.
“If
you can call getting beaten up every day by the two largest bullies in the
universe a talent, then I surely am the most talented young man in the world.
All of Greater Breton.” Arthur replied a bit sourly.
"Wait
until they are two dragons with three heads each." Merlyn replied with
amusement. "Then you'll have something to both complain about and brag as
well...if you survive."
Arthur
thought about that a moment, then grinned. "If not, then I guess being the
barbecue of a few beasties can't be all that bad all things considered."
Merlyn
laughed again. “I admire your sense of self deprecation, Arthuth, few have the
courage to deny their own anger when they could as easily snap out for it. I’d
love to meet your parents.”
“As
would I.” Arthur answered, a bit sadly.
Merlyn's
smile vanished. He grabbed Arthur’s right wrist so fast he didn’t have a chance
to snatch it away.
“Hey!”
Arthur protested, striving to break free, fearing the worst.
Merlyn
turned the wrist slowly and breathed upon it. As he did Arthur’s eyes rolled in
his skull a moment, showing only the whites. On his wrist a soft glow began to
form and then slowly a shape began to etch itself within the glow. It coiled
and uncoiled; reveal a dragon with fiery green eyes. Suddenly, the dragon
turned its head and looked up at Merlyn. What Merlyn saw caused him to gasp and
let go quickly.
“I
am sorry. I have made some kind of mistake, your majesty. Please forgive me.” Merlyn
said. He backed away as Arthur looked at him like he had just seen a madman.
“Your
what?” Arthur asked, dumbfounded.
Merlyn
stopped backing up. His body had been shaking all over, and then he pulled
himself together. “The sign of the dragon.” He pointed to Arthur’s wrist.
Arthur
took a look at his wrist, where a giant green dragon had taken shape. The
dragon’s eyes blinked at him and it snorted fire from its nostrils, and then
the shape began to slide up his arm towards his shoulders.
“Get
it off! Get it off!” He cried out, trying to free himself of the shape, but to
no avail.
Merlyn
watched silently, as Arthur struck the jersey from his chest, and watched in
horror as the dragon continued its climb from his shoulder down to his chest.
Finally, it let out a blast of fire and smoke that illuminated Arthur's heart
inside his chest, and then it vanished into the area over Arthur’s heart. That
was the last straw for Arthur, however. He'd seen more than mortal man should
suffer his eyes to see.
Arthur's
world vanished in an oblivion of white and confusion as he collapsed into a
void of unconsciousness.
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love.” She said simply, her eyes fixing on him intensely a moment. “No wonder
you sing so highly of your mother. Her love permeates your bread like air the
skies. I am humbled by your feelings.”
Arthur
looked sad at the words. She took his right hand and kissed it. “Never ever
doubt her love for you, dear one. For that which we love the most is never far
from our thoughts, nor our hearts, and that is precious beyond anything one
could ever hope to have.”
She
looked to say more as Arthur wiped at his eyes, which were starting to moisten
up. “I’m sorry. I must have something in my eyes.”
“Your
heart. Your soul. Your love.” She pointed out, and then her ears perked up,
lengthened and turned to the right a bit. She stood up abruptly, gathered her
blue woolen skirt, and began running off.
Arthur
hollered after her. “Your name?”
She
looked back at him with a smile. “Don’t you believe in happy surprises?”
“Will
we meet again?” Arthur hollered.
“Does
the sun stop shining? She countered.
“I’m
Arthur.” He shouted after her.
“I
know.” She replied, and then the sound of her beautiful laughter left chills up
and down his spine as her long legs sped her into the traces of the outer
forest.
Puzzled,
Arthur was stunned into silence. He watched her race off, and hen vanish within
the golden embrace of the Sheltering Woods. A forest that was rumored to be as
old as time itself and filled with magical creatures.
A
moment later he could have sworn he saw an angel fly across the treetops; it
glowed a pure white with a blue glow around the edges.
“She
was a Fay!” He uttered.
Arthur
started to go after her, but only got as few as two steps when a thick white
fog engulfed him.
Part Three: Healing and Nourishment in the Crystal Cave
"You can
feed a person every day and he will remain hungry if his soul is empty and his
heart dead, but if you can ignite the fire of Light within a soul, it will feed
not only itself, but all those who come near it." -- King Arthur's last
words to his good squire, Sir Heinlein of the Woods.
Arthur
woke and blinked his eyes numerous times, trying to get the fog out of them.
Nothing seemed to work. It was still there, but he was awake, wasn’t he.
“You
are.” A familiar voice said. “Take this. It’ll bring your mind back into your
body once more, as well as your soul.”
Arthur
felt something warm and comfortable slip between the fingers of his right hand,
and he tried to sit up. He was weak, but able to get halfway at least.
“Thanks.”
Arthur muttered between long pulls on the soothing liquid that coursed warm and
nourishing down his throat.
He
felt like a golden dawn was growing in his stomach, spreading its tendrils of
warmth throughout his whole body. He sighed with a sense of relief he had never
felt before. Finally, he was finished and set the mug down gently on his right
leg, before pulling himself up the rest of the way.
Then
his eyes opened fully, and he almost knocked the mug onto the floor of the
large cave he was resting in. His eyes strove to take in the immensity and
beauty of the place, but everywhere he looked were miracles of nature. Great
clear crystals of pure white, glistening gold, rubinous red, sapphire green,
golden purples and flaming yellows, curled, twisted, stabbing and entwisted in
and around each other, forming an immense sculpture of living light and life.
A
shadow fell across him and then Merlyn sat down at the foot of the cot Arthur
lay upon. “Beautiful, isn’t it?”
“Is
it of fairy?” Arthur asked, his voice thick with fatigue and a weariness that
seemed unusual for his years.
Merlyn
only smiled. He gently pushed Arthur back down onto the cot, and adjusted the
softness that had been supporting his head. Arthur’s eyes went that way and saw
his face was on some kind of fancy silk, with embroidered dragons on it.
“Dragons
for a dragon.” Merlyn said proudly. “Proper, don’t you think, young soul.”
Arthur
nodded his head, his eyes drifting off into a world he knew so well, but which
he hardly ever got to visit as often these days as he would have liked to.
“Sleep,
dear soul, and know you are safe and your journey is almost over.” Merlyn told
him, gently drawing a skin of fur across Arthur’s chest.
Arthur
muttered a simple thanks, and then drifted off into the universe where all
innocent souls dwell. A place where we
all renew our spirits to face the challenges of the new day.
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Part Four: War of the Souls
"When one
has wandered far from the path, there's no need to weep and wail for the time
lost. Time is an illusion. Rather, it's more important that we forgive
ourselves for our mistakes, and then continue our journey. There is no path
that cannot be found. No path that cannot be regained. Patience is the mother
of the soul and the father of success." -- Merlin
Arthur
raised himself up on his saddle to view the valley before him. His griffin
mount snorted and snarled for a moment, eager to get into battle. He drew a
hand gently across its feathered nose and said in a soothing voice. "Easy
Elric, your time will come soon enough."
The
griffin snorted again, but stopped snarling. It pawed at the hard rock at its
clawed feet and tensed to leap into the air. Its long, curly white feathered
head snorted like a restrained lion as it shifted its weight from one foot to
the other in eagerness for battle.
"Be
not so eager for the death of these souls, my dear friend." Arthur scolded
Elric, who dropped his head and cocked it slightly to look into Arthur's
eyes. "We fight because we must;
but not because we lust for the taste of battle and the screaming of souls
flung from their bodies."
Elric
made an almost mewling sound. Arthur drew his hand gently across the Griffin's
eyebrows, massaging his forehead. "Dear Elric." He uttered, his
fondness causing Elric's eyes to spin with delight and contentment.
Arthur
turned his attention once more to the fields below. He watched as the hordes
below gathered into rough columns for combat. A shadow fell across his griffin
and he looked up. Merlyn descended like a hawk to land beside him, his clothing
fluttered around him as if a breeze blew them. The air was deathly still in the
Dark Valley.
Merlyn
adjusted his belt, and then nodded to Arthur. Next, he pulled forth a small
snippet of meat which he offered to Elric, who snapped it up and rolled his
eyes in pleasure at the offering. Merlyn rubbed Elric's beak, then eyed Arthur.
"They
still have time to go back."
Arthur
nodded his head. "But they won't. You know it and I know it. They are
determined to destroy me. Themselves."
Merlyn
chuckled lightly, his eyes twinkling in merriment. "So little they know of
life, of you, of
themselves."
"And
was I so different at one time, Merlyn?"
Merlyn
shook his head. "Never. A diamond in the rough. Yes. That you were.
Sometimes wont to leap off the cliff, when you should have climbed down, but
you have grown mightily over the years."
"I've
had a good teacher."
Merlyn
chuckled. "Your joke is noted."
Arthur
laughed and reached out a gloved hand. Merlyn took it and they shook and held
the clasp a long time.
"See
you on the other side, my friend." Arthur said.
Merlyn
said nothing, but let go and leapt over the cliff's edge.
"Leap
dear Elric. Leap for the Light and for the souls who must leave all too soon
this day, this school we live upon."
Elric
leaped into the sky with Arthur.
The
moment he did thousands and thousands of arrows shot from either side and
arched towards the hordes below.
It
was the end of life for some that day on this world, and the beginning in
another. Such is the fate of all who live in the plan of the Great Light.
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Part Five: Dream or Prophecy
"It's so
much easier to tell a truth; than it is to live it. The easy work is the
speaking of it; the harder work is the striving to make it so." -- Lady
Guinevere.
It
didn’t seem like morning when he woke up and it wasn’t. He could tell because
he didn’t hear the cocks crowing in the village. Wait! He fumbled with his
eyes, and then noticed something wet and warm was clinging across his forehead
and eyes.
“Good,
you’re back with us again.” Merlyn's voice spoke from beside him.
The
cloth lifted and Arthur could see Merlyn's face in a gentle candle light that
was reflected from all the beautiful crystals in the cavern.
“Where
am I?” Arthur asked, and then he jumped to his feet. “God in heaven have mercy
on me, Lord Pelinore is going to have my hide for not having the thread ready
for his costume ball!”
Merlyn
took hold of Arthur’s arm and stopped him. Arthur tried to shake the hand free
of him, but it was like trying to shake off the grip of a giant. Arthur looked
at the hand and then at the amused look in Merlyn's eyes. It was then he
noticed for the first time the fatigue that lined his brows and the lines of
red in his eyes. “You haven’t slept at all!”
Merlyn
let go and Arthur dropped to the cot and put his head into his hands. “What a
miserable selfish soul I am.”
“If
being unconscious is miserable and if being overcome by that miserable illness
that has been killing many a young child of late. Yes, then you are indeed
selfish.” Merlyn chuckled.
Arthur
looked up at him. “No need to make fun of me.”
“Far
from it, lad.” He was answered.
“I
am just striving to make a point, which in your hurry to go out and conquer the
world has managed to slip by you.” Merlyn said.
Arthur
gazed at Merlyn like he was crazy for a moment, and then he broke into laughter
so hard that he fell onto the floor. That went on for what seemed like
eternity, and then his stomach growled so loud that the whole crystal cave
echoed with the grossness of it.
Merlyn
handed over something stiff and dry. “Something I make for long journeys.”
Arthur
hesitated to take it. Merlyn took a bite off, rolled his eyes and then started
to take another bite. That was all Arthur needed. He leapt up and took the
strip and began munching it down like a ravenous dog might its prey.
Merlyn
smiled, and then handed over a small half crystal filled with water. Arthur
took it and washed down the remains of the strip with it. He belched. Blushed
and then looked at Merlyn expectantly. Merlyn nodded and his eyes glanced to
Arthur’s right. Arthur saw a stack of the strips.
Merlyn
smiled more broadly as Arthur's eyes widened.
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Part Six: Now it all begins
"You've
been driven all your life to help other, to serve others, to do good for
others. That is good and right. But you have omitted the most important part of
this equation, my dear Arthur. You have forgotten to serve your own self as
well. This has weakened you in the long run and the short, because the root of
salvation is not just in service to all life, but yourself, but service to all
life, including yourself. Self denial is a path to self destruction. Heal
yourself, lad, and rise to embrace the salvation of all you are and all you
want to serve and help." -- Merlin
Arthur
stood at the edge of the woods and glanced back at Merlyn, who came no further.
“Aren’t you coming?”
Merlyn
shook his head. “Alas, I have things…that must be attended to yet.” He started
to say more, and then shook his head as if to turn and go.
Arthur
ran up to him and threw his arms around him. “Thank you!”
Merlyn
gently drew his hands through Arthur’s thick mane of hair. “Lad, you have a
soul as bright as any star in the heavens, and that light alone is enough
thanks for the likes of my kind.”
Arthur
looked up at him. Merlyn winked, and then taking a long staff with a large leaf
at its top, he began working his way towards the coast.
“Will
I see you again, Merlyn?” Arthur asked.
“Does
the sun stop shining?” Merlyn asked over his shoulder.
Arthur
stood there in shock a moment, and then he smiled as Merlyn continued walking,
a strong, healthy laughter following him along the path he was making.
“The
Lord of Light be with you, Merlyn.” Arthur whispered.
Suddenly,
a strong wind blew across Arthur and the leaves of the trees about him knocked
and shook against each other and their branches, and then a large white owl
shot from the tallest tree and winged over Merlyn, whipping through the air in
tight circles as he walked.
Arthur
stood there a long time, watching the two of them, and then they vanished into
a dip. Arthur smiled and turned back to the woods.
“No,
the sun never stops shining.” Arthur said, and knowing that in his heart,
turned to thoughts of his old home, where poverty ruled and lords and ladies
took it for granted.
“Someday…”
He grumbled, and then he shrugged and began whistling a light tune as he made
his way into the woods. It was going to be a good day. A very, very good day
indeed.
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BAKER STREET SNIPPET
"The Death of Conan"
BAKER STREET SNIPPET
"The Death of Conan"
Conan Doyle lay on his bed, ready to pass on to the new world, when a strange man, tall, heavily built, with a thick mustache that seemed to have a life of its own, entered the bedroom. He came in like a man used to having his way, to doing what he wanted to do, to being the man in authority. His hair was almost a blood red blonde color, as if the sun had melted into it. His eyes sparkled with the fires of an unknown sun that infused his face with a sparkle and lightness at the same time it became almost fierce looking.
Mrs. Doyle was startled until she saw the warm smile on his face. She had been about to scream, but such was the certainty of his right to be there at that time, that her breath quite literally froze in her throat. She clutched at her heart a moment, and then ignored the tall stranger to return her attention to her failing husband, her dear Conan.
Conan, weak to the point of death, barely looked up, but when he did he immediately knew whom he was facing.
"Impossible!" He muttered, his breath barely coming out.
An actual photograph of a very much younger Conan Doyle. Love the mustache!
Mrs. Doyle rose to face him. "Who are you? And how did you come into our house?"
The tall stranger took her hand and pressed his lips lightly to her fingers. "Madam, I did not mean to horrify or frighten you. Perhaps, Conan has not been as astute in his observations as I had thought, when he wrote them down. As I expected you to recognize me before anyone else!"
Mrs. Doyle turned to look at Arthur, who seemed more alert than usual, despite being on his death bed. He gave her a slight nod of his head, hard as that was.
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Conan smiled weakly. "Don't you recognize him, my dear?" He asked, and then he began reciting words, as if reading them from a book. "He was tall, burly and browned from the sun.
Wallace Beery as Professor Challenger in a 1920s film "The Lost World."
Conan smiled weakly.
"Don't you recognize him, my dear?" He asked, and then he began reciting
words, as if reading them from a book. "He was tall, burly and browned
from the sun. A perpetual caterpillar of a mustache twisted incessantly above
his unshaven lips, as if putting a question mark to who he was. A man of
strength, character and mystery. A man who would put any modern scientist to
shame."
"The dinosaurs!"
Mrs. Doyle uttered, suddenly recognizing him. "Dear God in heaven!"
She stammered. "You're alive. But everyone thought you dead when you
entered the land of the Smoky God."
"Exactly. This is
precisely where I intend to take this grouchy old man. For one last adventure, perhaps
even a few more!" He winked, putting an exclamation mark to his words.
And so it was that Arthur
Conan Doyle began the greatest adventures of his life, even after his death,
even as we all do, dear reader. Even as we all do. But his adventure was to be
with one of his best known and loved characters, Professor Challenger, along
with a few other surprises I'm sure you'll like.
As you know, dear readers,
Professor Challenger's last adventure exposed him to an impossible truth. One
that involved the end of all life as we know it. But that is just a writer's
way of saying he was tired of writing any more about that character, or perhaps
he wasn't making any money from putting his strength in that direction. Or
maybe he was just bored with being a writer. Or had a new romance, or a new
fancy. For whatever the reasons, known only to Conan, it had stopped. Until the
wall. The wall changed everything.
But for whatever practical
or impractical purposes as it may be, the good Conan failed to see any reason
to proceed further. Or did he? What do I mean by this insinuation? Modern
science has revealed the possibilities of infinite timelines, or alternate
universes splitting off from each and every action we incline ourselves towards
and accomplish or not. The Almighty Creator's way of amusing himself, or
perhaps an intellectual game far beyond anything man can comprehend.
July 4th Next section of The Death of Conan
Inside the flat of Sherlock Holmes
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But for whatever practical or impractical
purposes as it may be, the good Conan failed to see any reason to proceed
further. Or did he? What do I mean by this insinuation? Modern science has
revealed the possibilities of infinite timelines, or alternate universes
splitting off from each and every action we incline ourselves towards and
accomplish or not. The Almighty Creator's way of amusing himself, or perhaps an
intellectual game far beyond anything man can comprehend.
Then does it not necessarily follow, if this is
true, and for our purposes we will assume it is. Does it not then follow that
perhaps Conan was being a bit misleading, or circumspect in his tales of
adventure. Was he truly dictating what he saw in his writer's eye, or what had
actually happened, or more pointedly, was he discussing a greater metaphysical
reality based in a more profound truth that the world was not yet ready to
handle or be revealed to?
You may well ask and probably should ask what
is meant by Egg World. As you know, being the astute reader you are, Professor
Challenger found the Lost World, and that adventure led to fame, fortune, and
greater adventures, until he found out that our world was really an egg and
about to hatch. Quite a ponderous ending to an exciting series of stories. If
it had been totally true, we would never have been able to enjoy all the
splendid adventures of Professor Challenger's best friend, Sherlock, and that
good man's best friend, Watson.
But it didn't happen that way. No, what truly
happened is what follows. I hope you will be patient with me as I disclose the
nooks and crannies of this story, as I must needs tell it in spurts. Just mark
it up to the whimsy of an old man...a very, very, very old man.
Which means I shall make every great effort to
record a new portion of the telling of this story at least once a month, unless
my dear friend Professor Challenger tires of the telling, and in which case, I
will fall back on other adventures to tell of a lesser sort, but equally as
enthralling.
I shall not bother you further with the details
of my death, as they are greatly misleading. Death to one world need not mean
death to all worlds. So herewith, and herein I ask you to be patient with me as
I describe snippets of my adventures with the good Professor Challenger.
To that great man without whom death would've
become a place to stay, rather than a passing story in my life.
Your friend and storyteller,
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Chapter One: Humpty Dumpty
"Took a great fall and all the king's
horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again. Lewis Carroll -- From Alice in Wonderland
I woke up with a slam to my forehead. Most
peculiar, I must say. It was a chilly August morning in downtown London.
I lay on the floor, which seemed to be the
center of my world and being at that time, and mused on the pain flooding
behind my eyes in bursts of pure color. What a wondrous fireworks show.
Splendid indeed, I thought to myself, before I remembered what I had been
doing.
I pulled myself back from under the furnace pit
and considered myself lucky that I would only have an egg on my forehead and
not a split skull as I felt at the tender spot between my eyes.
The great Professor Challenger reduced to an
idiotic sprain of his massively well proportioned brain. What a nightmare that
would be to explain. Henceforth I would wear my widest hat to bury the egg
where it rightly belonged. Out of sight!
"I say Conan, where are you when I need
you?" I asked no one in particular, because that was all I was likely to
have a response to. I was in a hellishly clever trap of a prison. For once my
wits had outwitted themselves, been outfoxed by my own cleverness.
"Yes, Dear Conan," I had told him, as
he mused at me as he was wont to do. "I shall explore the basement and you
shall help me in this by keeping the young lady's attention on you, and not on
myself squiggling through her basement window like a fat porpoise proposing to
squirm through a tight bed of coral."
Conan burst into laughter. I fumed for a
moment, and then relented. After all, it wasn't like I had not done the same
with him...a few times before. I blushed. Perhaps a few dozen times or more, to
be realistic.
At first he was going to fight me for the honor
of being the rat in the trap, but instead once I'd laid a photo, somewhat
crumpled and worn from its drop into the morning sunshine rain of good old
London, he had fallen back on a more familiar tack. "I say, she is a
looker, isn't she?"
The author of Victorian Songs – Lyrics of the Affections and Nature used a number of illustrations by Edmund H. Garrett (1853-1929) to illustrate his 1895 work.
(courtesy of: http://www.reusableart.com/women-03.html)
I snorted. Good Conan had no fear of his fear
wife being jealous. He was so totally intertwined with her soul that not even
an angel could have gotten between them. As for I, I was so far past lookers
and that sort of rubbish. Women. Who needed them? Adventure was my taste in
danger. Women were nothing but trouble for the soul, and I had a troubled
enough soul as it was, being eager to explore my world's universe while I still
had a few healthy years to look forward to. Had I only known then, what I so
well know now, I might have pondered a less worthy thought.
Conan pocketed her picture before I could
snatch it back for safe keeping and smiled. "Wouldn't want to tempt that
crusty bachelorhood you've been cultivating over the years, Challenger."
He spoke lightly, a twinkle in his eyes.
I could've popped his head like a rotten egg at
that moment, that look in his eyes, but instead, taking the higher ground, I
merely stomped my right boot into the mud at his feet and splashed him with it.
He grinned. He'd won. I'd lost again. I fumed even more, and then stomped off
for the back of the stately building, facing the steamy streets of London.
(courtesy of: http://danthebadger.wordpress.com/)
Baker Street was just a few blocks down, and I
didn't want my good friend who lived there to see my state of affairs. I
stormed round the corner of the old brick building, briefly admiring the
efficacy of its mortar, which kept the storms and years of rain and sun out
from the insides of the antique interior. I could see a Grandfather clock on
one wall as I passed a barely closed window curtain. It was of the old Barony,
the ones made in Bavaria under Stein, the genius from the past.
No one knew where he had come from. The white
haired, mustached young, old man had stumbled into London one day in the thick
of one hellish of a storm. Not that they weren't all a bit of that these days.
Something to do with climate change, which I had warned the Aristocracy about,
but who wouldn't listen, as it would mean cutting back on coal factories, and
that new, idiotic contraption the automobile. Any sane person realizes that
only horses can properly distribute a man from one point to another in safety
and sanity. And the bonus being that they always left a hefty deposit of
fertilizer for farmers to distribute safely to future crops. A win-win
situation, if ever there was one.
"Good God in Heaven," I thundered at
Conan. "Can't believe the state of affairs in these noble edifices. London
is surely falling to pieces."
Conan stepped over a slipped piece of chimney,
glanced upwards to admire the leaning chimney barely attached to the building
above. "I think, rather, that it's more likely that we are the ones
falling apart. But then again, according to Stein, there are worse things in
store for London than stinking automobiles and disintegrating chimneys."
Challenger kicked the chimney piece aside and cleared
his throat in a gruff manner. "There are always worse things in store with
you writers. Can't you ever think of anything besides the end of the world,
collapsing stars, and time travelers that travel to God forsaken futures where
cannibals delight themselves with dainty damsels in a sauce of rare meat?"
(Courtesy of: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2407768/Eerie-images-London-fog-Grim-mid-winter-pictures-capital-early-20th-century.html)
"Now, who's being negative?" Conan
asked, as he drew them both to a stop before a stretch of wall that had a
peculiar essence to it. "Go ahead and touch it, Challenger."
"Nonsense. Won't bother. Just cleaned my
nails this morning." He uttered with disdain and a total lack of
conviction. Any idiot bystander would perceive that he was dying to do
anything, but not touch it.
"It is morning, Challenger." Conan
pointed out with a touch of irony to his voice. "Quite early as a matter
of fact."
"Bloody damn well if I care, you oat
eating wisp of a man." Challenger snorted.
Conan turned aside to hide his smile. He was
hardly a wisp, with a waist of forty five that made him more resemble a pork
barrel, or a pickle barrel, than the handsome, shapely Challenger with his
daunting Apolloesque physique.
"Right then, touch it I will, if only to
soothe that ghastly sense of humor you worship." Challenger snorted again,
his breath sending brief squirts of fog into the early, cold morning London
airs. "And don't go telling me there's fairies behind this nonsense of a
structure, or I'll expose you for the fraud you are."
Conan grinned mischievously. "And I your
dinosaur egg, which never hatched, and the dinosaur your friends so cleverly
constructed and ran with the engine our distant friend, Stein, had
created."
Challenger barked with laughter for a moment,
and then realized Conan wasn't kidding. "You knew all this time and said
nothing."
"Challenger, one thing about a writer
you're bound to discover in one of your lifetimes, hopefully this one, is that
they have a broader perception of reality than a common man does. Not that
you're common. "Conan quickly threw in to keep the red-faced Challenger
from exploding. He touched his friend's broad shoulders. "Please,
continue."
Challenger gently plied the wall with the palm
of his right hand, a solemn look on his face, which rather soon thereafter
turned to one of astonishment. He turned to look at his friend and good
companion, Doyle, with a look of surprise on his lips and in his eyes.
Conan nodded his head. "I told Watson
about it last night."
"And?" Challenger whispered, as if
afraid to hear the answer.
"Nothing." Conan responded. His right
eyebrow arched significantly. "I suspect our friend in the deer hat has
had something to do with that."
"Quite." Challenger agreed.
"Well then, we're done here." He pointed out and turned to leave.
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"Where now?" Conan asked.
"Why to fetch our dear friend from his
labors!" Challenger
roared. "And like I, the game's always afoot with that good
man."
Conan sighed. He knew exactly where this
footing would head for, and somewhat reluctantly had to admit, despite his
trepidation about it, he was just as excited about it as Challenger, as it
would go far to proving his own theories about life and evolution.
"Fairies." Challenger muttered as he pushed past Conan.
"Drat them all. All damnation!"
Conan fairly exploded with laughter.
CHAPTER TWO: THE GRAY LORDS MANSION
"Dear God, Watson, must you always be
playing that violin. It drives shivers up and down my spine." Holmes told
his companion of thirty years, the good Doctor John Watson.
Watson laid his violin down and carefully began
polishing it with a soft cloth made of velvet. Ignoring Holmes's rather
emotional outburst, he instead said quietly. "It is illogical to stop
something now that I have persisted in doing each and every morning, bar a few,
for the majority of my life."
Holmes tapped his pipe into his palm, and then
dumped it unceremoniously into the outstretched palms of a miniature cupid
seated on his highly veneered writing desk. "I see. Then you digress to
such a low level of contemplation of the truth, you favor me with
condescension?"
"My dear Holmes, were I to do that, my
dear beloved Mary, would rise from her grave and beat me to death with one of
your sour pipes. When will you get that horrible thing cleaned properly?"
Watson asked, making a face as Holmes began to tap it full with tobacco again.
"And you with that contraption you call a
violin?" Holmes countered.
"Touche." Watson replied.
"Indeed." Holmes remarked agreeably
after he puffed a few times on his pipe, and threw out several rather curious
smoke rings which he pondered deeply a moment, before turning back to Watson,
who was continuing to polish his violin.
"You really should try playing an
instrument, Holmes. It
would do wonders for your temperament." Watson declared.
"The only problem with my temperament,
dear Watson." Holmes proclaimed. "Is that it is about to become
sorely abused in about five, four, three, two, and one..."
Watson was already on his way to the front door
when a loud, burly knock struck it. "Parlor tricks. When will you use the
deductive mind, instead of your so-called higher intuition?" Watson
muttered as he threw open the door to reveal Challenger and Conan.
"Ah-ha!" Holmes exclaimed, rising to
his feet triumphantly. "The game's afoot!"
"As rightly it should be, dear
Sherlock." Challenger agreed, rushing in to pump his friend's delicate
hand.
"And you look stout and strong as always,
Challenger." Holmes replied, his sharp eyes losing nothing of detail.
Watson snorted. "You mean fat and sloppy,
don't you? His weight is twenty pounds above normal, and he's wearing his
jacket reversed."
Holmes shook a finger at Watson. "There
you go again, showing off your intellectual prowess, and hurting my friend's
feelings."
Watson, finished with polishing his violin,
gently put it away in a velvet lined wooden case, and shoved it carefully onto
a shelf over a desk, as neat and tidy as a spider's web. He brushed his oxford
suit twice, and then turned to reach a hand out to Challenger, who took it
warmly, pumping it a long time as he said, "Remarkable as always. How did
you guess my weight had changed so much?"
A wonderful silhouette drawn by the famous Sdyney Paget for Sir Arthur Conan Coyle
Watson stepped back and smiled, stroking his
thin mustache a moment in thought. "Well, first you are wearing a
Pennington, which everyone knows is the Big and Tall shirt found over on
Piccadilly. And they start at twenty pounds over. There's no stretch to the
shirt, and it fits tight around the collar, which only that size does, as the
others have stretch bands to accommodate those with fat necks."
Holmes sat down on his Elizabethan couch,
folded his hands in his lap daintily, and pretended not to hear, but it was
still eating at him. "What about those with fat heads?
Watson shook his head. "How utterly
preposterous, Holmes, everyone knows a Pennington..."
Conan burst into laughter, as did everyone
else.
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Watson gave Holmes a scowl for a brief moment,
then uncrossed his right leg over the left, and put his left over his right in
triumph. "I'm not amused."
Holmes shook his head, and then turned to
Challenger. "I assume it's about the Wall of the Fairy Kingdom you're here
about?"
"Bloody right, he is." Watson pointed
out. "It's just a courtyard down and in the back."
Challenger sat down on an antique King George
chair with a throne back and plush red velvet lining. "Actually, it's more
than that. I need your help."
Holmes and Watson both rose as one.
"Then the game is afoot!" Watson
blurted out, reaching for his top hat.
Challenger held a hand up to stop him. "No,
not the wall, but the drat fairies who've been invading my dear Margaret's
favorite tomatoes. As you know there are no tomatoes in Fairie, and the King
and Queen love them."
"Watson, is that true?" Holmes inquired
as he sat back down, reaching for his pipe once more.
"First I've heard of it. He sat down on
the other side of Holmes, and folded his hands in his lap, eyeing Challenger
thoughtfully. "Oh dear God in heaven, Conan, will you please put your butt
down in your favorite chair before I toss it at you."
Conan eyed the Royal M. Marymount, an antique
from Queen Mary of Scotland's castle.
Holmes and Watson gave each other side glances,
and then waited.
Finally, Conan sat down on the stark settee,
with its embroidered, flowery patterns stretched from one rosewood corner to
the other. He ran a hand across its patterns, a very childlike look on his
face. "Had I been alive when she..."
Challenger stopped the fantasizing with a wave
of his hand. "Doyle!"
Conan stopped and looked up, a bit startled,
and embarrassed at the same time.
"We have more precious items to discuss
than some old biddy from the past!" Challenger chided his friend.
But let us not forget another great character created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and that is the heavily bearded, irascible scientist, Professor Challenger, hero of The Lost World and several other tales. The picture shows Wallace Beery as the professor in the 1925 film of the book, the Lost World.
(from: http://conservativehistory.blogspot.com/2010/05/great-mans-birthday.html )
Wallace Beery was a tremendous actor I enjoyed very much during my childhood days.
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Next portion of story will be posted Friday, August 1st, 2014
Conan bowed his head to the words, but Holmes
could see Conan was aggravated anyway. He crossed his hands over his lap in a
gentlemanly fashion, and then looked up.
"I do believe Hyde is out and about
again." Challenger finally said in almost an explosion of words.
Holmes and Watson both tensed. Watson reached
into his desk
to pull out his favorite handgun and began checking its
cylinders.
"Come now, Watson. You know that won't do
you one bit of good against that creature now!"
Another great drawing by Sydney Paget
Watson eyed Challenger thoughtfully a moment.
"Maybe. Harry's added a little something extra to the powder. You might be
surprised at the results."
Challenger nodded his head. "Well
then." I'd say it's off to explore the Fairy Way then."
He rose to leave just as Mrs. Hudson came in
with a tray of tea and scones.
"Surely the end of the world can wait
until you've had some breakfast?" She inquired graciously as the men
started to move past.
Challenger started to ignore her, and then
caught a whiff of the scones. "My dear Mrs. Hudson, are those raspberry
scones?"
"Fresh from Paris." She admitted,
setting the tray down on the table where Holmes had his work spread out.
Holmes and Watson hurriedly scooted over to
help her rearrange things for them, and then sat down to help themselves, as
Mrs. Hudson poured tea for everyone, then handed them napkins.
Challenger sighed after a bite of his scone.
"I swear if I were to die today, I would die a happy man indeed."
Mrs. Hudson blushed.
Then Challenger caught her blush and blushed himself.
"I didn't mean..."
She giggled and left the room.
"Extraordinary woman." Challenger
said, watching her exit, his eyes taking in her every movement.
Conan and Watson exchanged glances.
It didn't take long to recover my senses. A man
of my good disposition and health is not one long in waiting for anything, either
destiny or travel. And today was to be travel for sure.
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So without further ado I placed my hat on my
head, and followed Mrs. Hudson down the stairs, followed closely by Conan,
Holmes and Watson.
We reached the wall about two hours later. Not
because it was so far from the flat, but because all of us were putting off
what we were fearful to find.
Evidence of Hyde.
"I see nothing." Watson exclaimed,
putting away several instruments he had been using to probe the wall.
Conan nodded his head. "I agree. If Hyde
has anything to do with this, then it is quite well concealed."
I'm not sure what is explained in all of my
good friend Watson's journals about the fiendish creature, and I beg your
pardon if I may appear to be redundant in my telling of the story, but there is
a good Doctor Jekyll, who is affianced to the daughter of a prominent Baron. He
has a family history of great charitable work for the poor and is greatly
honored by good Queen Mary of Scots, as well as his fellow countrymen. Along
with that fame comes his notoriety for being a great healer and physician. And
therein lay the crux of his great error. And our arch nemesis!
Doctor Jekyll wanted with all his heart to find
a cure for the cruelty in man's heart, and had come across an ancient tome in
the library of the Pope in Alexandria. It had to do with splitting evil from
good. It had supposedly been done by a great magician during the time of
Hercules to heal him when he had been poisoned by the son of Medusa.
The good doctor spent years studying the tome
in the hopes of finding the cure he sought and one day he felt he had. He
launched all his resources into the project, and unknown to all his good
friends, we included, he attempted to divide the evil portion of a man from his
good.
That man had been himself, for he could never
risk the life of another to find such a healing.
The result had not become obvious to him until
much later. For once he proceeded with the remedy; a portion of his soul had
split off forming this dark presence, the Hyde.
Jekyll had lost his fiancée to the horror, for
she had barged into his laboratory during the crucial peak of his experiment,
and Hyde had used that interruption to take control of her body and make her
leap to her death from the London Tower.
Jekyll had gone insane from the grief of his
loss, and tried to jump after her, but had fortunately been stopped by the good
Holmes and Watson who had been at the Tower at the time
attending Mary Queen of Scots on a secret matter.
They had then chased Hyde down many a dark and
foggy alley, finally losing him after he entrapped and destroyed about a dozen
prostitutes he had found in the dark ways of London.
Holmes pressed a hand to the wall and frowned.
"It has no temperature."
I pressed mine as well. "Surely you are
right. Such was not the case this morning." I insisted.
Conan looked at me. "What does it
mean?"
Holmes sighed. "What it means is that we
must give this more thought."
And so it was that we returned home that
evening, a weary, but jovial group of friends, met by the dear Mrs. Hudson, who
had a warm and tasty meal all set and prepared for us.
As I sat with my good friends pondering the
mystery of the wall and of Hyde's connection to it, I felt a great sense of
relief, as if a great burden had been lifted.
I closed my eyes and inside my mind I saw Conan
on his bed again. His eyes fluttered shut, and then he let out this great sigh
of content and let go. His good wife cried out and clutched at him. I touched
her shoulder gently. "He is gone."
She looked at me with tears in her eyes.
"Is it true? Have you come to take him on greater adventures?"
"It has already begun." I said sweetly
to her.
I was startled by a touch to my shoulder.
"Challenger, why are you talking in your sleep?" Conan asked me, his
face bright with color from the wine he had just completed.
I smiled at him and the others who were
watching me expectantly. "I was just saying that we have only just begun
the greatest adventures of our lives."
"Hear. Hear!" They all said, clinking
glasses together in a toast.
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Conan smiled weakly.
"Don't you recognize him, my dear?" He asked, and then he began reciting
words, as if reading them from a book. "He was tall, burly and browned
from the sun. A perpetual caterpillar of a mustache twisted incessantly above
his unshaven lips, as if putting a question mark to who he was. A man of
strength, character and mystery. A man who would put any modern scientist to
shame."
"The dinosaurs!"
Mrs. Doyle uttered, suddenly recognizing him. "Dear God in heaven!"
She stammered. "You're alive. But everyone thought you dead when you
entered the land of the Smoky God."
"Exactly. This is
precisely where I intend to take this grouchy old man. For one last adventure, perhaps
even a few more!" He winked, putting an exclamation mark to his words.
And so it was that Arthur
Conan Doyle began the greatest adventures of his life, even after his death,
even as we all do, dear reader. Even as we all do. But his adventure was to be
with one of his best known and loved characters, Professor Challenger, along
with a few other surprises I'm sure you'll like.
As you know, dear readers,
Professor Challenger's last adventure exposed him to an impossible truth. One
that involved the end of all life as we know it. But that is just a writer's
way of saying he was tired of writing any more about that character, or perhaps
he wasn't making any money from putting his strength in that direction. Or
maybe he was just bored with being a writer. Or had a new romance, or a new
fancy. For whatever the reasons, known only to Conan, it had stopped. Until the
wall. The wall changed everything.
But for whatever practical
or impractical purposes as it may be, the good Conan failed to see any reason
to proceed further. Or did he? What do I mean by this insinuation? Modern
science has revealed the possibilities of infinite timelines, or alternate
universes splitting off from each and every action we incline ourselves towards
and accomplish or not. The Almighty Creator's way of amusing himself, or
perhaps an intellectual game far beyond anything man can comprehend.
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But for whatever practical or impractical
purposes as it may be, the good Conan failed to see any reason to proceed
further. Or did he? What do I mean by this insinuation? Modern science has
revealed the possibilities of infinite timelines, or alternate universes
splitting off from each and every action we incline ourselves towards and
accomplish or not. The Almighty Creator's way of amusing himself, or perhaps an
intellectual game far beyond anything man can comprehend.
Then does it not necessarily follow, if this is
true, and for our purposes we will assume it is. Does it not then follow that
perhaps Conan was being a bit misleading, or circumspect in his tales of
adventure. Was he truly dictating what he saw in his writer's eye, or what had
actually happened, or more pointedly, was he discussing a greater metaphysical
reality based in a more profound truth that the world was not yet ready to
handle or be revealed to?
You may well ask and probably should ask what
is meant by Egg World. As you know, being the astute reader you are, Professor
Challenger found the Lost World, and that adventure led to fame, fortune, and
greater adventures, until he found out that our world was really an egg and
about to hatch. Quite a ponderous ending to an exciting series of stories. If
it had been totally true, we would never have been able to enjoy all the
splendid adventures of Professor Challenger's best friend, Sherlock, and that
good man's best friend, Watson.
But it didn't happen that way. No, what truly
happened is what follows. I hope you will be patient with me as I disclose the
nooks and crannies of this story, as I must needs tell it in spurts. Just mark
it up to the whimsy of an old man...a very, very, very old man.
Which means I shall make every great effort to
record a new portion of the telling of this story at least once a month, unless
my dear friend Professor Challenger tires of the telling, and in which case, I
will fall back on other adventures to tell of a lesser sort, but equally as
enthralling.
I shall not bother you further with the details
of my death, as they are greatly misleading. Death to one world need not mean
death to all worlds. So herewith, and herein I ask you to be patient with me as
I describe snippets of my adventures with the good Professor Challenger.
To that great man without whom death would've
become a place to stay, rather than a passing story in my life.
Your friend and storyteller,
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Chapter One: Humpty Dumpty
"Took a great fall and all the king's
horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again. Lewis Carroll -- From Alice in Wonderland
I woke up with a slam to my forehead. Most
peculiar, I must say. It was a chilly August morning in downtown London.
I lay on the floor, which seemed to be the
center of my world and being at that time, and mused on the pain flooding
behind my eyes in bursts of pure color. What a wondrous fireworks show.
Splendid indeed, I thought to myself, before I remembered what I had been
doing.
I pulled myself back from under the furnace pit
and considered myself lucky that I would only have an egg on my forehead and
not a split skull as I felt at the tender spot between my eyes.
The great Professor Challenger reduced to an
idiotic sprain of his massively well proportioned brain. What a nightmare that
would be to explain. Henceforth I would wear my widest hat to bury the egg
where it rightly belonged. Out of sight!
"I say Conan, where are you when I need
you?" I asked no one in particular, because that was all I was likely to
have a response to. I was in a hellishly clever trap of a prison. For once my
wits had outwitted themselves, been outfoxed by my own cleverness.
"Yes, Dear Conan," I had told him, as
he mused at me as he was wont to do. "I shall explore the basement and you
shall help me in this by keeping the young lady's attention on you, and not on
myself squiggling through her basement window like a fat porpoise proposing to
squirm through a tight bed of coral."
Conan burst into laughter. I fumed for a
moment, and then relented. After all, it wasn't like I had not done the same
with him...a few times before. I blushed. Perhaps a few dozen times or more, to
be realistic.
At first he was going to fight me for the honor
of being the rat in the trap, but instead once I'd laid a photo, somewhat
crumpled and worn from its drop into the morning sunshine rain of good old
London, he had fallen back on a more familiar tack. "I say, she is a
looker, isn't she?"
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I snorted. Good Conan had no fear of his fear
wife being jealous. He was so totally intertwined with her soul that not even
an angel could have gotten between them. As for I, I was so far past lookers
and that sort of rubbish. Women. Who needed them? Adventure was my taste in
danger. Women were nothing but trouble for the soul, and I had a troubled
enough soul as it was, being eager to explore my world's universe while I still
had a few healthy years to look forward to. Had I only known then, what I so
well know now, I might have pondered a less worthy thought.
Conan pocketed her picture before I could
snatch it back for safe keeping and smiled. "Wouldn't want to tempt that
crusty bachelorhood you've been cultivating over the years, Challenger."
He spoke lightly, a twinkle in his eyes.
I could've popped his head like a rotten egg at
that moment, that look in his eyes, but instead, taking the higher ground, I
merely stomped my right boot into the mud at his feet and splashed him with it.
He grinned. He'd won. I'd lost again. I fumed even more, and then stomped off
for the back of the stately building, facing the steamy streets of London.
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Baker Street was just a few blocks down, and I
didn't want my good friend who lived there to see my state of affairs. I
stormed round the corner of the old brick building, briefly admiring the
efficacy of its mortar, which kept the storms and years of rain and sun out
from the insides of the antique interior. I could see a Grandfather clock on
one wall as I passed a barely closed window curtain. It was of the old Barony,
the ones made in Bavaria under Stein, the genius from the past.
No one knew where he had come from. The white
haired, mustached young, old man had stumbled into London one day in the thick
of one hellish of a storm. Not that they weren't all a bit of that these days.
Something to do with climate change, which I had warned the Aristocracy about,
but who wouldn't listen, as it would mean cutting back on coal factories, and
that new, idiotic contraption the automobile. Any sane person realizes that
only horses can properly distribute a man from one point to another in safety
and sanity. And the bonus being that they always left a hefty deposit of
fertilizer for farmers to distribute safely to future crops. A win-win
situation, if ever there was one.
"Good God in Heaven," I thundered at
Conan. "Can't believe the state of affairs in these noble edifices. London
is surely falling to pieces."
Conan stepped over a slipped piece of chimney,
glanced upwards to admire the leaning chimney barely attached to the building
above. "I think, rather, that it's more likely that we are the ones
falling apart. But then again, according to Stein, there are worse things in
store for London than stinking automobiles and disintegrating chimneys."
Challenger kicked the chimney piece aside and cleared
his throat in a gruff manner. "There are always worse things in store with
you writers. Can't you ever think of anything besides the end of the world,
collapsing stars, and time travelers that travel to God forsaken futures where
cannibals delight themselves with dainty damsels in a sauce of rare meat?"
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"Now, who's being negative?" Conan
asked, as he drew them both to a stop before a stretch of wall that had a
peculiar essence to it. "Go ahead and touch it, Challenger."
"Nonsense. Won't bother. Just cleaned my
nails this morning." He uttered with disdain and a total lack of
conviction. Any idiot bystander would perceive that he was dying to do
anything, but not touch it.
"It is morning, Challenger." Conan
pointed out with a touch of irony to his voice. "Quite early as a matter
of fact."
"Bloody damn well if I care, you oat
eating wisp of a man." Challenger snorted.
Conan turned aside to hide his smile. He was
hardly a wisp, with a waist of forty five that made him more resemble a pork
barrel, or a pickle barrel, than the handsome, shapely Challenger with his
daunting Apolloesque physique.
"Right then, touch it I will, if only to
soothe that ghastly sense of humor you worship." Challenger snorted again,
his breath sending brief squirts of fog into the early, cold morning London
airs. "And don't go telling me there's fairies behind this nonsense of a
structure, or I'll expose you for the fraud you are."
Conan grinned mischievously. "And I your
dinosaur egg, which never hatched, and the dinosaur your friends so cleverly
constructed and ran with the engine our distant friend, Stein, had
created."
Challenger barked with laughter for a moment,
and then realized Conan wasn't kidding. "You knew all this time and said
nothing."
"Challenger, one thing about a writer
you're bound to discover in one of your lifetimes, hopefully this one, is that
they have a broader perception of reality than a common man does. Not that
you're common. "Conan quickly threw in to keep the red-faced Challenger
from exploding. He touched his friend's broad shoulders. "Please,
continue."
Challenger gently plied the wall with the palm
of his right hand, a solemn look on his face, which rather soon thereafter
turned to one of astonishment. He turned to look at his friend and good
companion, Doyle, with a look of surprise on his lips and in his eyes.
Conan nodded his head. "I told Watson
about it last night."
"And?" Challenger whispered, as if
afraid to hear the answer.
"Nothing." Conan responded. His right
eyebrow arched significantly. "I suspect our friend in the deer hat has
had something to do with that."
"Quite." Challenger agreed.
"Well then, we're done here." He pointed out and turned to leave.
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"Where now?" Conan asked.
"Why to fetch our dear friend from his
labors!" Challenger
roared. "And like I, the game's always afoot with that good
man."
Conan sighed. He knew exactly where this
footing would head for, and somewhat reluctantly had to admit, despite his
trepidation about it, he was just as excited about it as Challenger, as it
would go far to proving his own theories about life and evolution.
"Fairies." Challenger muttered as he pushed past Conan.
"Drat them all. All damnation!"
Conan fairly exploded with laughter.
CHAPTER TWO: THE GRAY LORDS MANSION
"Dear God, Watson, must you always be
playing that violin. It drives shivers up and down my spine." Holmes told
his companion of thirty years, the good Doctor John Watson.
Watson laid his violin down and carefully began
polishing it with a soft cloth made of velvet. Ignoring Holmes's rather
emotional outburst, he instead said quietly. "It is illogical to stop
something now that I have persisted in doing each and every morning, bar a few,
for the majority of my life."
Holmes tapped his pipe into his palm, and then
dumped it unceremoniously into the outstretched palms of a miniature cupid
seated on his highly veneered writing desk. "I see. Then you digress to
such a low level of contemplation of the truth, you favor me with
condescension?"
"My dear Holmes, were I to do that, my
dear beloved Mary, would rise from her grave and beat me to death with one of
your sour pipes. When will you get that horrible thing cleaned properly?"
Watson asked, making a face as Holmes began to tap it full with tobacco again.
"And you with that contraption you call a
violin?" Holmes countered.
"Touche." Watson replied.
"Indeed." Holmes remarked agreeably
after he puffed a few times on his pipe, and threw out several rather curious
smoke rings which he pondered deeply a moment, before turning back to Watson,
who was continuing to polish his violin.
"You really should try playing an
instrument, Holmes. It
would do wonders for your temperament." Watson declared.
"The only problem with my temperament,
dear Watson." Holmes proclaimed. "Is that it is about to become
sorely abused in about five, four, three, two, and one..."
Watson was already on his way to the front door
when a loud, burly knock struck it. "Parlor tricks. When will you use the
deductive mind, instead of your so-called higher intuition?" Watson
muttered as he threw open the door to reveal Challenger and Conan.
"Ah-ha!" Holmes exclaimed, rising to
his feet triumphantly. "The game's afoot!"
"As rightly it should be, dear
Sherlock." Challenger agreed, rushing in to pump his friend's delicate
hand.
"And you look stout and strong as always,
Challenger." Holmes replied, his sharp eyes losing nothing of detail.
Watson snorted. "You mean fat and sloppy,
don't you? His weight is twenty pounds above normal, and he's wearing his
jacket reversed."
Holmes shook a finger at Watson. "There
you go again, showing off your intellectual prowess, and hurting my friend's
feelings."
Watson, finished with polishing his violin,
gently put it away in a velvet lined wooden case, and shoved it carefully onto
a shelf over a desk, as neat and tidy as a spider's web. He brushed his oxford
suit twice, and then turned to reach a hand out to Challenger, who took it
warmly, pumping it a long time as he said, "Remarkable as always. How did
you guess my weight had changed so much?"
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Holmes sat down on his Elizabethan couch,
folded his hands in his lap daintily, and pretended not to hear, but it was
still eating at him. "What about those with fat heads?
Watson shook his head. "How utterly
preposterous, Holmes, everyone knows a Pennington..."
Conan burst into laughter, as did everyone
else.
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Watson gave Holmes a scowl for a brief moment,
then uncrossed his right leg over the left, and put his left over his right in
triumph. "I'm not amused."
Holmes shook his head, and then turned to
Challenger. "I assume it's about the Wall of the Fairy Kingdom you're here
about?"
"Bloody right, he is." Watson pointed
out. "It's just a courtyard down and in the back."
Challenger sat down on an antique King George
chair with a throne back and plush red velvet lining. "Actually, it's more
than that. I need your help."
Holmes and Watson both rose as one.
"Then the game is afoot!" Watson
blurted out, reaching for his top hat.
Challenger held a hand up to stop him. "No,
not the wall, but the drat fairies who've been invading my dear Margaret's
favorite tomatoes. As you know there are no tomatoes in Fairie, and the King
and Queen love them."
"Watson, is that true?" Holmes inquired
as he sat back down, reaching for his pipe once more.
"First I've heard of it. He sat down on
the other side of Holmes, and folded his hands in his lap, eyeing Challenger
thoughtfully. "Oh dear God in heaven, Conan, will you please put your butt
down in your favorite chair before I toss it at you."
Conan eyed the Royal M. Marymount, an antique
from Queen Mary of Scotland's castle.
Holmes and Watson gave each other side glances,
and then waited.
Finally, Conan sat down on the stark settee,
with its embroidered, flowery patterns stretched from one rosewood corner to
the other. He ran a hand across its patterns, a very childlike look on his
face. "Had I been alive when she..."
Challenger stopped the fantasizing with a wave
of his hand. "Doyle!"
Conan stopped and looked up, a bit startled,
and embarrassed at the same time.
"We have more precious items to discuss
than some old biddy from the past!" Challenger chided his friend.
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Conan bowed his head to the words, but Holmes
could see Conan was aggravated anyway. He crossed his hands over his lap in a
gentlemanly fashion, and then looked up.
"I do believe Hyde is out and about
again." Challenger finally said in almost an explosion of words.
Holmes and Watson both tensed. Watson reached
into his desk
to pull out his favorite handgun and began checking its
cylinders.
"Come now, Watson. You know that won't do
you one bit of good against that creature now!"
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Watson eyed Challenger thoughtfully a moment.
"Maybe. Harry's added a little something extra to the powder. You might be
surprised at the results."
Challenger nodded his head. "Well
then." I'd say it's off to explore the Fairy Way then."
He rose to leave just as Mrs. Hudson came in
with a tray of tea and scones.
"Surely the end of the world can wait
until you've had some breakfast?" She inquired graciously as the men
started to move past.
Challenger started to ignore her, and then
caught a whiff of the scones. "My dear Mrs. Hudson, are those raspberry
scones?"
"Fresh from Paris." She admitted,
setting the tray down on the table where Holmes had his work spread out.
Holmes and Watson hurriedly scooted over to
help her rearrange things for them, and then sat down to help themselves, as
Mrs. Hudson poured tea for everyone, then handed them napkins.
Challenger sighed after a bite of his scone.
"I swear if I were to die today, I would die a happy man indeed."
Mrs. Hudson blushed.
Then Challenger caught her blush and blushed himself.
"I didn't mean..."
She giggled and left the room.
"Extraordinary woman." Challenger
said, watching her exit, his eyes taking in her every movement.
Conan and Watson exchanged glances.
It didn't take long to recover my senses. A man
of my good disposition and health is not one long in waiting for anything, either
destiny or travel. And today was to be travel for sure.
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So without further ado I placed my hat on my
head, and followed Mrs. Hudson down the stairs, followed closely by Conan,
Holmes and Watson.
We reached the wall about two hours later. Not
because it was so far from the flat, but because all of us were putting off
what we were fearful to find.
Evidence of Hyde.
"I see nothing." Watson exclaimed,
putting away several instruments he had been using to probe the wall.
Conan nodded his head. "I agree. If Hyde
has anything to do with this, then it is quite well concealed."
I'm not sure what is explained in all of my
good friend Watson's journals about the fiendish creature, and I beg your
pardon if I may appear to be redundant in my telling of the story, but there is
a good Doctor Jekyll, who is affianced to the daughter of a prominent Baron. He
has a family history of great charitable work for the poor and is greatly
honored by good Queen Mary of Scots, as well as his fellow countrymen. Along
with that fame comes his notoriety for being a great healer and physician. And
therein lay the crux of his great error. And our arch nemesis!
Doctor Jekyll wanted with all his heart to find
a cure for the cruelty in man's heart, and had come across an ancient tome in
the library of the Pope in Alexandria. It had to do with splitting evil from
good. It had supposedly been done by a great magician during the time of
Hercules to heal him when he had been poisoned by the son of Medusa.
The good doctor spent years studying the tome
in the hopes of finding the cure he sought and one day he felt he had. He
launched all his resources into the project, and unknown to all his good
friends, we included, he attempted to divide the evil portion of a man from his
good.
That man had been himself, for he could never
risk the life of another to find such a healing.
The result had not become obvious to him until
much later. For once he proceeded with the remedy; a portion of his soul had
split off forming this dark presence, the Hyde.
Jekyll had lost his fiancée to the horror, for
she had barged into his laboratory during the crucial peak of his experiment,
and Hyde had used that interruption to take control of her body and make her
leap to her death from the London Tower.
Jekyll had gone insane from the grief of his
loss, and tried to jump after her, but had fortunately been stopped by the good
Holmes and Watson who had been at the Tower at the time
attending Mary Queen of Scots on a secret matter.
They had then chased Hyde down many a dark and
foggy alley, finally losing him after he entrapped and destroyed about a dozen
prostitutes he had found in the dark ways of London.
Holmes pressed a hand to the wall and frowned.
"It has no temperature."
I pressed mine as well. "Surely you are
right. Such was not the case this morning." I insisted.
Conan looked at me. "What does it
mean?"
Holmes sighed. "What it means is that we
must give this more thought."
And so it was that we returned home that
evening, a weary, but jovial group of friends, met by the dear Mrs. Hudson, who
had a warm and tasty meal all set and prepared for us.
As I sat with my good friends pondering the
mystery of the wall and of Hyde's connection to it, I felt a great sense of
relief, as if a great burden had been lifted.
I closed my eyes and inside my mind I saw Conan
on his bed again. His eyes fluttered shut, and then he let out this great sigh
of content and let go. His good wife cried out and clutched at him. I touched
her shoulder gently. "He is gone."
She looked at me with tears in her eyes.
"Is it true? Have you come to take him on greater adventures?"
"It has already begun." I said sweetly
to her.
I was startled by a touch to my shoulder.
"Challenger, why are you talking in your sleep?" Conan asked me, his
face bright with color from the wine he had just completed.
I smiled at him and the others who were
watching me expectantly. "I was just saying that we have only just begun
the greatest adventures of our lives."
"Hear. Hear!" They all said, clinking
glasses together in a toast.
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Chapter One:
So You want to be a hero?
It was eight o-clock at night in downtown
Sacramento. It was one of the hottest nights of the year, temperature peaking
at a bit over a hundred and ten. Yeah. A real cool night to be cruising the
downtown strip with all the hippies, the Beach Boy wannabees, the Beatle
fab-alikes, and the hoboes, who just want a quiet place to rest their aching
bodies.
I should have been with the woman I love, the woman
I've been after all my life. Since I was eleven as a matter of fact, though I
didn't know it at the time.
But here I stood, flesh and blood, staring up at a
living inferno that a madman had set on the tallest building of our State
Capitol. A madman like the world had never seen before, and which it wasn't
even aware of yet. Funny how that thought ricocheted throughout my mind as I
watched a building that had no way up, only ways down, and all of them long and
hard. Body splashing hard.
Even thought I didn't know it at that time, I was
setting out on the beginning of an adventure that few had ever experienced
before, except in comic books. But this wasn't the world of Superman, Batman or
Peter Parker, Spiderman. This was downtown Sacramento, the state capitol of
California. The place where oranges grew as big as basketballs, but were as
sour and yucky as rotting eggs. Where squirrels leaped onto your lap for a
friendly donation, and pigeons pecked out of your hand, humbly accepting your
offerings. The state capitol. That's what it was, and I was standing with my
back to that well lit place to watch a more lit up place. The Highland Towers,
a modern complex recently built by Google to house their super computer cloud
network.
My fingers curled into fists at the thought of all
the death and mayhem I was about to face.
A Firefighter rushed past me, dragging a hose.
"Get out of the way, kid, people are dying up there." He was joined
by several other fire firefighters, who all looked quite frankly, frightened.
And I can't blame them. Forty stories of fire is a lot of territory to die in,
and there were a lot of people in that building praying at that moment that
they wouldn't be one of them.
"I hate that word." I said to his back,
then turned my attention to the building again.
Again, the thought came to me; there must be
something I can do, something I can do that would make a difference to all
those in risk of dying up there. Something!
As I stood before the tall burning building, the
only thing I could think of was what Superman would do at a time like this. I
can save the girl or I can save the people in the building, but I can't do
both.
Even as I thought that, the entire top floor of the
building exploded outwards, sending a shower of broken mortar and glass towards
those of us standing below. I raised my arm to shield my face and good thing
too, as it got peppered by debris almost immediately.
I saw several other pedestrians scream and run for
shelter, but they got pelted anyway. It had happened too fast for anyone to
avoid it. One man ran screaming, blinded by shards of glass that had embedded
in his arms and shoulders.
He was grabbed by some policemen who had thought to
hold shields up before their faces and hustled towards a waiting ambulance,
which had red lights flashing, along with dozens of others already parked or
about to park.
A steady stream of frightened, sore, pained people
was herded from the building by firefighters and fellow workers.
One of them passed near me and looked me in the eye.
She was an older woman with blonde hair and streaks of gray. She had a look
that was so intense it frightened me at first. "Save them!"She urged
me. "Only you can!"
Before she could say more, she was herded off by a
paramedic, who immediately laid her on a gurney and gave her oxygen, along with
dozens of others being given similar care. The body count was growing. And I
still stood there rooted to the street like a
fire hydrant stuck in concrete.
Now, you may ask why I was thinking those thoughts,
and if you did you would be right to be confused about it. Because I'm not
Superman, I'm John Williams, a teenager, still in college, barely out of my
freshman year. And now I was facing the biggest crisis of my life, besides zits
and premature wet dreams. Oh yeah. I had those. Don't we all?
I wanted to be a hero. I needed to be a hero. I just
didn't have any super powers was my problem. Yeah. Right! Any one worth their
money wouldn't care; they'd just dash into the burning building and start
rescuing the old men and ladies, the girls screaming for help.
Only I wasn't that person. I was shy, reclusive, and
a bit eccentric. Did I mention I didn't have a girlfriend yet?
So I stood there watching the fire, feeling
miserable and helpless, because I wanted to save them all, but I couldn't.
Hell with it, I thought. You only die once! And if I
could save even one, that's one more than might have been otherwise I urged
myself as most stupid, impulsive teenagers might.
I ran past the masses of policemen and firefighters
struggling to contain the crowd and the fire, and dashed into the building.
Damn! It was hot in there, and smoky, and I wasn't
anywhere near the real fire yet. But I was a hero. I felt it in my blood! It
was very strange as I ran inside. The stream of people I had hurried past was
gone. I was the only one. That couldn't be right. Where were the hundreds of
others stuck in here?
Before I could give it another thought I heard a
young girl crying, her calls for help tearing at the roots of my heart. I
looked upwards. I couldn't see anything, but I could still hear her cries of
fear echoing downwards.
I ran to the nearest stairwell and looked up. It
spiraled upwards around and round. It was a stroke of pure genius, an architectural
masterpiece and it was doomed by a fire that never should have been. I heard
her cry again. Close.
Throwing caution to the wind, of which there was a
growing storm of air and smoke flowing downwards, causing me to choke and gasp
as I struggled upwards, I ran up the stairwell, two stairs at a time. My
adrenaline was pumping my heart so hard I could hear it doing double-time in my
ears.
I made it up the first two flights of stairs no
problem, but by the time I found the third flight I was beginning to choke on
the smoke.
I saw a tiny girl several flights up. She was
crying. A piece of the ceiling overhead fell, missed her and almost clobbered
me. I ducked out of its way, but it took a huge chunk of the stairwell out from
under me. I was left hanging by a piece of railing.
Somehow, I managed to swing back onto the steps that
were solid, and began running up, instead of doing the sane thing and leaping
to safety and heading down again.
I reached the little girl and she wiped at her eyes,
which were wet with tears. "I want my Mommy!" She cried. Her hair was
covered with soot from the fire, dulling its golden sheen, but her eyes, though
miserable, were a bright, lively blue. She couldn't have been more than three
or four.
"Don't worry, I'll save you!" I said, and
gathered her up into my arms. Yeah. Like I was really going to save her. I
couldn't for the world of me imagine how I was going to cross that ten foot gap
in the stairwell below with her in my arms. But when I looked down into those
baby blue eyes that were depending on me, and wetter than a lake, I was lost.
There was nothing for me to do but go on. Call me impulsive teenager, but don't
call me selfish. Ever.
I stroked her filthy blonde hair gently and hugged
her close. "Don't worry; we're going to be alright."
She threw both her arms around my neck and closed
her eyes, still crying.
I always was the impulsive one. I was the hero in
sixth grade that guarded my teacher's room from intruders and ended up in a
fist fight I lost. Some hero, but I tried. I just didn't usually end up on the
safe side of heroing.
I ignored those damn thoughts, and instead of going
carefully down, I began to run. And maybe just a bit motivated by the sound of
the stairwell above me collapsing and breaking away, and the thought of being
pummeled by tons of concrete and steel. The little girl in my arms got scared.
No kidding. Wouldn't you?
"Mom!" She shrieked.
"Sorry, kid." I answered. "Wrong
gender. Now close your eyes. This is gonna hurt." And then inside my mind
I said, "A lot."
She screamed even as I screamed and leaped into the
air, praying that I would be able to see well enough through the thickening
smoke, and that my leap was strong enough to take me to the solid part of the
stairwell, and that the damn thing wouldn't break from the weight of my landing
on it with an additional sixty pounds of girl in my arms.
I saw too late that I wasn't going to make it, so I
did the next best thing, I flung the girl over my shoulder, held tight to her
with my arm, then reached out as hard as I could for the railing as I fell. It
didn't look like I was going to make it, but suddenly my hand and arm seemed to
stretch the extra few inches I needed. My fingers clasped the broken railing
just enough to swing both of us up and over onto the broken landing.
I staggered there a moment, stunned by the wrench to
my arm, and the jolt to my head. By all rights the plunge should have wrenched
my arm out of its socket, instead it just felt strange. Now, my right side.
That was an oyster from a different sea. I had glanced it against the railing,
but not let go of the girl, who was quiet now, her eyes as big as small moons.
But oh did my ribs hurt like Godzilla had just stomped on them.
"We're safe now." I told her, and then the
landing began to break away.
"Oh crap!" I yelled, then began running
down the stairwell, even as it broke apart behind me. I didn't think I was
going to make it. Indiana Jones had nothing on me at that moment. I ducked,
dove, flew, hopped and leaped, avoiding falling concrete, pieces of metal,
flaming debris. Every obstacle I cleared on the path down made way for a bigger
and scarier one, but somehow I made it to the bottom. And like the brave soul I
really was, I stood there only long enough to gasp for air, and then shoot for
the exit. At that moment a large portion of the ceiling overhead collapsed
towards us. I managed to dodge around it, my legs somehow putting on extra
length to get me around it in time, and then I was out the front door, panting
like a mad man, my eyes stinging like hell, my lungs about to burst from pain
and my side screaming like a siren of pain.
I looked up into the shocked eyes of a herd of
policemen and firefighters. "I saved her!" I yelled at them,
triumphant and elated.
They all stopped for a moment to give me an odd
look, like I was some kind of madman.
A paramedic ran over and took my arm. "Young
man, you better come with me. I think you've had too much smoke
inhalation."
"But I saved the girl." I protested.
Then I realized why everyone was giving me strange
looks. There was no one on my shoulder. I freaked. "I've got to go back
inside, I must have dropped her!"
A fireman stepped up to calm me. "Young man,
what's your name?"
"John Williams." I answered, struggling to
break free from him and the Paramedic.
"John, I was just in there when you came
running down the collapsing stairs. There was no one in your arms or against
your shoulder. It's your ass you saved, no one else's!"
"Oh God!" I wept. "She's dead."
Then I collapsed, the world going dark before my eyes.
Chapter Two: The Hero
I am one heck of a guy. To myself at least. I read the greatest books on earth. Every day. Religiously. There isn't a day I miss. Not my birthday. Not even Christmas. Especially Christmas, because I don't go to school and I can devote my entire day to reading my favorite edition of "Cartoon, Princess of the Hidden World." And what's better yet, college gives you a one month break. Yay!
I had first learned about the comic book when I was eleven.
Immediately, my eyes had lit on it, like metal filings drawn to a powerful magnet. I had been with my parents, who were still married at the time, and they were in downtown San Antonio, killing time for my father's vacation. At least that was the way I had seen it at the time. And killing it he was. They passed two bookstores, three comic book stores, and at least one drug store with the latest Marvel and DC comics.
I was dying to read what had happened to Spiderman. Did he get back together with his new girlfriend, Winifred? Did his best friend Zombie Ozzy turn back into the Goblin again, or did he return to Mars with Thor to look for Princess Loki? Marvel always blew me away. And ever since Superman killed that Kryptonian general in the Man of Steel movie, all bets were off. He might kill anyone now. His code of ethics had been broken. Sure if he hadn't killed the Kryptonian, he would have kept his ethics, but the evil general would have killed more people.
But at night, while my parents slept, I pondered that moral dilemma over and over. Was it honorable to not kill someone, even if it meant causing the deaths of others? Was death really permanent even? Big questions for a twelve year old going on thirteen. And the biggest question that always kept haunting me those late hours was...as smart as Superman is, why hadn't he figured out a better way to handle the general? Why did so many have to die in the battle between them. Oh, they didn't show the deaths, but heck, you can't wipe out an entire city without killing someone. As I said BIG moral questions, and I was too small to handle it. It usually knocked me back into the sleepy realms again. So these days when I get hit by a conundrum like that, I immediately go to sleep.
Heck, I hadn't even kissed my first girlfriend yet. I might not do that for years yet, given how much they smelled when I got too close. I just couldn't get used to the way they smiled at me and giggled. Did they have something horrible in mind they weren't telling? And they always whispered in class and behind hands and in bathrooms when no one was watching. It was a real turn off. But then again, maybe I was just nuts. My friends thought so.
So there I was on my father's vacation and lo and behold the old man, my father, decided he wanted to buy a newspaper to see what movies were playing. My father had always been good for keeping the family entertained, just not with him. If things went south between himself and my brother, I and my best friend during those years always got a shellacking on our posteriors that would have lit up the nearest bonfire they hurt so much.
But this day Dad was generous. He got his newspaper and he was in such a good mood he bought John Carter of Mars and Tarzan the Ape Man in hard bound editions. But more importantly he bought the comic book that would change my life forever. "Cartoon!"
"Dad! Look at that!"
My dad was a sucker for comic books too, but he just liked buying his cigarettes more. He saw the one I pointed to. "Yeah, she's great."
"No!" I grunted. "Not the girl, the artwork. Isn't it absolutely crazy?"
Yeah. That was me alright. All my buddies were sneaking Playboys and watching Victoria's Secret on TV, while I huddled up really close in bed with...comic books, Edgar Rice Burroughs, A.E. Van Vogt. Sex was the furthest thing from my mind, because it was never on it.
I never could figure out why my friends were so crazy about the stuff. It was all they ever talked about. I'd go along with it when I was with them, so they didn't think I was a total jerk, but once out of their circle, I always felt a bit dirtied up for it. I would go to the bathroom and wash my hands over and over. Isn't that crazy? I finally got over that. Thank God. But it was quite traumatic for me for quite a few years, until I got into a good conversation about sex with a theatrical friend who explained about how hormones drove most men crazy when they were kids. He said he had gone through the same thing when he was a kid. He told me that some people were just wired differently. I guess I was.
His name was Mel; he made a huge difference in my life. Because when I finally split from my parents home to live at a dorm in college he was the only sane person in my life, in a world of drugs, sex and booze that most of my friends seemed to be lost in and I was in danger of getting lost in too, he hauled me back to reality.
Now that I'm practically a grown man at the age of seventeen, I see girls differently. I know their purpose in life, in my life, but I still don't go overboard about them. I want to be a comic book illustrator and writer like Stan Lee. I want to make movies some day. If it were possible, I would love to be a super hero. No time for girls in that scenario. Girls meant babies. Babies meant Daddyhood and Daddyhood meant slaving to the job. I didn't want to be a janitor the rest of my life.
Getting back to my first experience with Cartoon, after years of longing to read her, I wanted you to know that I'm not nuts, just a bit off the beaten path.
We went back to our Motel 6 that night and I was in hog heaven, whatever that is. I got to sleep in a double with my brother, who knocked off right away. Everyone fell asleep, but me. I went into the bathroom, stuffed a towel under the crack of the door so no one would be disturbed by the sound of the fan that wouldn't turn off or the bright lights.
Then I went to heaven and died. I took Cartoon out of her bright, highly polished slick magazine sack, and then gently rubbed the palms of my hands across her face. No, I wasn't being disrespectful. I don't hate females; I just love the feel of fresh paper. And the smell. I think most people become book and comic lovers because of the smell of fresh wood pulp mashed into our favorite character stories and illustrations.
After several long minutes of examining every detail of the cover I opened to the first page. She was looking straight at me. She had a finger pointed straight at me and said. "Shades of gray. The Portal's opening."
Now that alone wouldn't have freaked me out, but when her finger slowly curled up, and she winked at me. That was when I freaked. Really freaked.
I screamed. Too late, I realized I had made a tactical error.
My father burst into the bathroom. "What in the hell are you doing in here?"
After a very intense mental reexamination and an equally intense scalding which also included a swollen butt that glowed like a room heater, my tear ducts dried out, I fell asleep. Merciful sleep. When I woke up next morning to the smell of cigarettes, coffee and doughnuts, I snuck an eye open. My father was in the bathroom, which reminded me I needed to pee, but it could wait. At least an hour. Have you ever gone into the bathroom after your father emptied himself out and smoked up a storm? Danger, danger Will Robinson my mind screamed at me. So no. I waited an hour for the bathroom fan to suck out all those wonderful odors.
But the thing that impacted me most, and maybe hard nailed me to an obsession with comic books, was that Cartoon was gone. It was as if she had never been in my greedy hands at all. Then I really did cry. My mother looked over from where she was packing and gave me a look of sympathy, but my brother, who was helping her stuck his tongue out and gave me the raspberry. Sometimes life just doesn't seem fair.
So my first introduction to Cartoon had been a nightmare. I guess that was preparation for the future, because one day it would get better and also much, much worse. But that's getting ahead of my story.
Chapter Three: Peter Parker's Got Nothing On Me
I woke up at Saint Jude's Hospital to the tune of a bleating monitor. Mom was seated near my bed, a worried look on her face. My brother stood to her right, a smirk on his face. "I heard all about the kid you saved. The invisible one." He laughed. "Good job, pickle brains!"
I was too weak to defend myself, so I just gave him a look that could kill, but it must have been weak too, because he just smirked more and gave me a middle finger salute, which he hid behind Mom's back.
Did I tell you that I didn't like my brother much those days? He had changed when we hit high school, maybe even sooner. He became a person I couldn't stand anymore. It became harder and harder to be around him. His thoughts were always about what he needed and wanted, what he liked, and not what anyone else needed or wanted.
"Shut up!" I told him.
"Make me!" He said with a grin. "Ghost lover!"
I almost jumped out of my bed, but the rattle of the intravenous drip and the breathing mask over my face stopped me.
I growled angrily, but stayed stuck where I was. Mom gave me a worried look. "Doctor says you got smoke fumes in your lungs and your brain got deprived of oxygen."
"His brains always been starved of oxygen." My brother commented, that smirk bigger on his lips now. That smirk I wanted to wipe off his face so badly now I was willing to risk yanking the tubes from my arm and bleeding all over the place.
I started to get up again. Mom shoved me back. "Come on, Harry, time to let your brother rest."
Harry flipped me off again, and then exited. My mother leaned over and gave me a quick kiss. "Your father is working late tonight, so he probably won't make it to see you."
"Nothing new there." I said, and then regretted it instantly when my mother's face paled and she became a bit teary.
"I'm sorry, Mom." I blurted out. "I didn't really mean that. He'll come if he's able." I said to soothe her. My heart was breaking. I'd just hurt the only woman I had ever really loved. She was a good woman, if a bit too giving to my father and brother. But I respected her for her kindness, her generosity of spirit, and her unflagging love.
She didn't look back. I was so dumb then. I'm probably dumber now, because I still can't stand my brother. He changed so much from when we were kids, or maybe it was me that changed. The end result is the same; we don't get along anymore. It's funny I've found out over the years that I'm often times closer to people who aren't my family, than who are. Go figure.
I slept fitfully that night. Once I woke up screaming. I don't know why. But there was this incredibly beautiful woman standing over me, her hand pressed gently against my chest to reassure me. "It's all right. John, you've got bigger fish to fry."
"Huh?" Was my brilliant response.
At the time I couldn't figure out why she would say that, unless she was referring to my narrow escape from the fire and that stupid episode of my life. Don't get me wrong, I'd do it again in a New York minute, or a California hour, but the result would be the same, close call, almost White Light death and dying. The stuff of old people, not young. Talking about stupid. Listen to me ramble on. Old people got their heads screwed on much better than we kids; at least they don't go running up burning stairwells.
I laughed inside myself. Because they can't...run, that is.
I felt embarrassed and ashamed for thinking that. I don't even know why I did. I guess it's because I don't take a lot of life all that seriously. Or maybe too seriously. You take your pick.
She gave me a smile which sucked me back to my hospital reality and that would knock the socks off any hormonally challenged teen and even though I thought I wasn't, those hormones began to kick in big time, along with something in my heart that made it ache. I can't explain it, but it reminded me of how I felt when I first saw Cartoon.
She sat beside me and left her hand over my heart. It was reassuringly warm. She began to sing a sweet, warm lullaby that made me feel safe and secure, warm and drowsy. My eyes began to shutter up.
"Wait!" I said before they shut me down completely. "Who are you?
She smiled at me and put a finger to her lips, and then I was lost to dreamland again. A dream that was filled with comic book characters all dancing the Can Can while the super villain Darth Vader performed an operatic number and the White Rabbit ran in small circles about my feet. "Too late. Too late. You're much too, too late."
I woke up the next morning and the Doctor was there. An older man with thick glasses that made his eyeballs super huge. He peered at my nostrils, into my ears, and then thumped my chest several times and listened with his stethoscope, and then he made some mumbling sounds.
"Doc, I wanna thank that gorgeous nurse that came in to soothe me last night." I told him. "I'd like to thank her for helping me through my nightmare."
"Gorgeous nurse. Last night. Nightmare?" Came a string of questions and confusion from him, accompanied by a surprised look. He hurried from the room without comment, and then several minutes later, rushed back inside, his face filled with deep concern and worry. "What did she look like?"
I described her as tall like me, incredibly well belt, like an Amazon, with super blonde hair and blazing blue eyes. All the time that I described her, his worried look intensified. He went out again and didn't come back for a long time. Finally, he ran a series of tests on me again. The ones he had done before. He shook his head, and then walked out.
A moment later he came back in with a comic book. The cover had the picture of a beautiful blonde warrior woman, who looked like the one I saw last night. "The nurse found this beside your bed last night. Is she...the one?"
"But that's not possible, is it?" I asked, momentarily confused. "She's not real."
The Doctor said nothing, but made a series of notes in his folder, then walked out.
A moment later a portly nurse came in and offered me a tray of breakfast. Trix for kids, applesauce, a roll, coffee and milk.
"You're a hero, you know." She said as she settled the tray into my lap, after adjusting my bed. "Everyone wants to know who you are."
"Some hero. Stuck in a hospital bed with needles in his arms, and a doctor that thinks he's wacko."
The nurse laughed. "Oh George! He's just worried you might have some brain damage from the lack of oxygen, that's all. Did you like the comic book I left for you last night? I thought it might help you get back to sleep if you woke up. Happens a lot. I have a son just like you. Comic book nerd."
"How...?" I blabbered.
She put a hand on my shoulder. "I suspect..." She held up my Plastic Man with the charred edges. "...I might have had a bit of a clue about that."
I got a burst of fear, though I can't explain exactly why, maybe it was a flash of the leap I had made again, with the ghost on in my arms. Only she hadn't been a ghost. Had she?
The nurse saw my look of fear and confusion, but she misread it. She saw it and laughed again. "Don't worry, honey, the Doctor's just too old to remember those boyhood fantasies of big-boobed nurses."
I gave her a shocked look. She smiled. "Look, John, believe it or not, I used to look like that once. Now I'm just big."
She laughed. I gave her a dumb look. She laughed again and walked out.
Man, people surprise me all the time.
Finally, after several hours, my mother showed up again and the nurse came in with a fresh set of clothing. "Your mom brought them from your apartment."
I looked at the jeans with the holes in the knees and the T-Shirt with Darth Vader Rules on it, and then shrugged. It wasn't Halloween, but no one would notice, would they?
"Harry here?" I asked as I slipped my feet into my pants.
Mom was silent.
Death strikes at dawn I thought and hurried up dressing.
Chapter Four:
Homeward Bound
Oh
yes I was. Homeward Bound, where the hippies roam, and the buffalo are home,
and the dears are the ones who you don't know.
That
stupid rhyme kept imposing on that beautiful song. God, maybe I did have brain
damage. That stunned me for a moment, until I tripped going down the stairs
from the front of the hospital.
Mom
gave me a worried look. She was full of those these days. "I'm okay, Mom.
Just a bit off my stride."
A
car pulled up with a screech of rubber and brakes. My brother leaned out the
passenger side. "Need a lift."
"Not
really."
Mom
pinched my arm.
"Thanks.
Don't mind if I do." I said with a strained smile.
I
opened the front door for Mom to get in, and then hopped in the back of the
blood red Mustang he drove. He stepped on it. And I do mean stepped on it. I
slammed back into the cushion of the back seat, gripping the passenger door
handle for my life. He drove like a maniac. Not that he was doing it to scare
me. It was just his style. Another reason I didn't get along with him. Me, I
drive like an old woman. I stop when I'm supposed to. I look every direction,
multiple times, then again and then I go.
After
a lot of cursing about the hard curves my brother made getting to my apartment,
and for your information, there were no curves, just corners, but he swung
around like they were curves, we finally arrived at the Ringling Apartments. A
cute complex off Cedar and Pine, a bit out in the more suburban area of
Sacramento. It has all the amenities. Covered parking. Huge dumpsters that are
always full. Barking dogs. A pool that is always three days behind cleaning,
and a landlord who looks out his window at the girls who walk by.
Yep.
Home sweet home.
I
kissed Mom good-bye and thanked her, as I got out. My brother puckered up and I
said, "In your dreams, but thanks."
I
got out and listened for the screech of rubber and was richly rewarded with
burning smoke and the sound of cars honking as he cut out into traffic.
I
shook my head and went up the two rickety flights of aging concrete steps
hedged by cast iron braces to the third floor. I walked past the apartment that
I called the parrot house. They had about twenty parrots that screeched at me
every time I passed, and then past Laurie's. Laurie was this sweet kid that had
been kicked out of her home by a crazy father who snorted cocaine. I felt for
her. We didn't talk much, but when we did it was for hours and hours. And did
she ever have a great throat. She had one of the best operatic voices I had
ever heard. When she sang the dogs barked for miles around.
I
felt for her, because even normal father's can be a drag sometimes, but cocaine
is just asking for it. It drives a man's excesses through the ceiling. Negative
territory extremis. And to be so talented and hopeless at the same time. Well.
I did what I could to keep her spirits up.
I
pulled out my ring of two keys. One for my front door and one for my best
friend's door. I watch his pets for him when he's away on duty. He's in the
National Guard and serves on the weekends. Fortunately, this wasn't the
weekend, or his poor pets would be starving. Speaking of which...
I
threw down my coat and the Plastic Man comic book I had retrieved from the fire
and headed for the best place in my humble abode....the frig.
It
was loaded. Mom had been here before me and loaded it with fried chicken, corn
on the cob, a cherry pie, and ice cream in the freezer...vanilla...and a sack
of apples and oranges in the crisper. Wow! I hadn't had it this good since I
began college this year.
I
sat down with a drumstick and corn cob on a paper plate, then remoted my 19
inch color TV. It was the late morning news. The anchor was showing a video of
the building I was in last night. I leaned closer to listen better. The sound
wasn't working too well, but I'd swear the anchor, George Wells, was saying
that some young kid made an impossible leap to safety.
That
couldn't have been me. Because my leap was very possible, just hard because of
the kid...who I suddenly realized again had mysteriously vanished from my
shoulders before I got outside. How was that possible?
Then
a flurry of photographs of me emerging from the building was shown. There was
even one of me through a window looking into the stairwell. It was dark, but
there clearly was no one in my arms or against my shoulder. That was freaky!
What
was really freaky was one shot showed me leaping from the upper staircase to
the lower one. That distance was impossible for a human to do safely.
Impossible!
I
stood up, dumping my food onto my beat-up plastic table, alongside a mound of
old Superman and Spiderman comic books, and a few scraps of paper where I had
been doodling pictures of Casper the Ghost and Donald Duck.
"That's
impossible!" I screamed at the TV. "I was there. I spoke to her. I
carried her. Damn! She was even heavy!" I wasn't mad at them showing a
crazy jump, but the fact that I didn't have anyone in my arms. I was there. I
had felt her weight, her tears, smelled her singed hair. I was there! She was
real!
A
thumping came on my left wall and I calmed down. That was usually not a good
thing. Neighbors were good around here, but they got alarmed easily when the
volume went up, and mine had just shot through the roof.
"Sorry."
I hollered at the wall, and three taps came back in acknowledgement.
I
sat down on my old loveseat with the blue and white granny blanket thrown over
it to hide the rips and tears of its aging hide. My grandmother Ann had darned
it for me when I was a kid. It was actually my baby blanket doing double duty.
It showed a row of red hearts pinned to vases of blue flowers and green vases
on a soft white pattern.
I
put my coat back on, locked my front door, then unlocked it and went back
inside and remoted the TV off. Didn't need the extra electric bill or possible
complaints when those damn commercials shot the volume up. I also stuffed the
Plastic Man comic into my coat pocket, ignoring the burnt edges. That had cost
me about a hundred dollars. It had been mint condition. I sighed. My money
karma sucked. It was almost a week's wages at my janitorial job in the small
bakery off F Street near downtown.
It
was run by an old, balding man with a kindly nature. He had taken mercy on my
poverty and offered me this exquisite job where I just had to show up, take out
the trash, sweep and clean the floors and help clean the windows and tables. It
wasn't a lot of hours. I didn't want a lot of hours. College sucked up most of
the rest of my free time.
I
hardly had any time left to read the comic books I got the job for in the first
place. Oh, did I mention that I generally live on potatoes and rice and beans?
So you can see why Mom's cooking was such a blowout for me.
I
scooted down the rickety stairwell to the street, and then thought about what I
was going to do next. The street was a typical Sacramento street, with the
occasional bus, truck and driver hurtling down it at the grand old speed of
thirty miles an hour. I didn't know what I was going to do. I was tired. My
right side still hurt like crazy. It was black and blue from the impact. I felt
like raw meat. But I had to do something. I wasn't crazy and I had to prove it
to myself, if not to someone else.
That
decision got yanked out of my hands.
A
teenage girl about my age, with blonde hair and the tightest pants I'd ever
seen in a long time was struggling with two sacks of groceries beneath her
chin. She lifted them up to readjust them as she began to cross the street,
blocking her vision of the road. Big mistake! She didn't see the truck that was
barrel-assing down the road. The driver was looking out his side window at two
teens dressed in shorts. He didn't see her step into the street in front of
him.
Without
a second thought about it I raced to pull her back. She was too far. I reached
out my left hand, hoping to make contact. And then a very strange, evil thing
happened. My left arm stretched like silly putty. I made contact with her and
pulled her back just in time to avoid becoming road kill.
The
truck driver saw what had happened and gave us the middle finger salute.
"Damn stupid pedestrians." He hollered, and then slammed on his
brakes as a police car pulled out and turned on its sirens.
"Karma
is a tough bitch!" I said beneath my breath, and then turned to look at
the young woman. She was looking directly into my eyes.
I
forgot all about the weirdness that was going on with me and my hand, and
immediately dropped to my knees to beg her to marry me and make me a happy man
for the rest of eternity.
Actually,
though, those were my thoughts only. Her smile was a megawatt blast of sheer
knockout gas and I rocked back on my heels when she spoke. Her voice was oozing
with warmth and something that made me shiver from one end of my body to
another.
"My
hero!" She said, then stooped over and kissed my right cheek.
Did
I mention that she was as tall as me, or almost?
"Uh."
Was all I managed after that.
The
last thing I saw of her was this very interesting and strange jeweled pendant
that dangled from her neck by an ornate gold chain with tiny shapes linking it
all together, then she smiled at me again, turned away, and headed across the
street again, but this time with no traffic, except for the Truck Driver who
was standing outside his truck, gesturing at me while a Policeman listened.
A
moment later the Policeman came my way. "The man behind me claims you
darted out in the street and he almost hit you."
I
gave him a puzzled look. "Actually, I was saving the life of a beautiful
blonde."
The
Policeman looked around slowly, then back at me. "Where is she now,
sir?"
I
gestured across the street, and when he turned to look, I could see I was in a
heap of trouble. There was no one on the sidewalk for miles. She couldn't have
got away that quick. There were no openings for at least another hundred yards.
He
turned back to me, and took his silver helmet off. He brushed it lightly with a
sleeve, sighed, and then gave me a frown.
"Technically, I could arrest you
for creating a public disturbance. And endangerment."
Then
he stopped and his eyes lit up in recognition. "Say, aren't you the kid
who escaped the burning building?"
"Uh."
Was all I managed.
He
put his helmet back on, and put his ticket book away. "I'm letting you off
this time. You've had it rough enough. But keep clean, next time I'll haul your
sorry ass to jail if you do something so crazy stupid again."
I
started to protest, and like a whisper inside my head, I heard.
"Don't."
"Uh."
I answered.
He
took that as a yes in the affirmative and strode back to the Truck Driver, then
got out his ticket book again. The Truck Driver gave me another middle finger
salute when the Policeman wasn't looking.
What
a day!
Chapter Five:
Strategic Command, Home Base
Enough's
enough I told myself as I locked my front door from the inside, then flopped
down onto my love seat.
"I'm
crazy sure." I remarked to nobody in particular. "Seventeen years
old. And every one of those years is slamming me between the eyes right now
like I'm some nut just let loose from the Looney bin."
I
sat on my love seat fuming quietly to myself. I looked at the Plastic Man comic
book in front of me on a wooden stool I had picked up for a dollar at the
Salvation Army. It was brown and smooth, except for a series of nicks on the
top of it, which I had made when I was trying to use my Exacto knife to cut out
a new Star Trek model from balsa wood. The project had been a disaster. I'm
really wood challenged and pretty much anything else that involves mechanical
tools.
"How?"
Was the question that kept burning into my brain.
"Good
question." I answered myself out loud.
That
spooked me. Now I'm starting to talk to myself like an aged old timer with a
head injury. Apologies, old people, I know you can't help it, but I should have
been able to. Maybe the fire had done some kind of brain damage.
So
far two rescues, an impossible leap and a hand that stretched out like Plastic
Man's. Weird. Strange and impossible. Comic books don't happen in the real
world. Crap happens. Bad things happen. Sometimes lots of good things, but
never comic book things.
Only
on TV and in the movies.
So,
confused, still a bit sore from my crazy in the burning building, I did the
only sane thing a teen like I could do at a moment like this.
I
went to bed.
Big
mistake!
This is only the first story in a series. Learn more about Cartoon and the adventures she takes with Johnny on my pro site www.johnpirillo.com
Chapter One:
So You want to be a hero?
It was eight o-clock at night in downtown
Sacramento. It was one of the hottest nights of the year, temperature peaking
at a bit over a hundred and ten. Yeah. A real cool night to be cruising the
downtown strip with all the hippies, the Beach Boy wannabees, the Beatle
fab-alikes, and the hoboes, who just want a quiet place to rest their aching
bodies.
I should have been with the woman I love, the woman
I've been after all my life. Since I was eleven as a matter of fact, though I
didn't know it at the time.
But here I stood, flesh and blood, staring up at a
living inferno that a madman had set on the tallest building of our State
Capitol. A madman like the world had never seen before, and which it wasn't
even aware of yet. Funny how that thought ricocheted throughout my mind as I
watched a building that had no way up, only ways down, and all of them long and
hard. Body splashing hard.
Even thought I didn't know it at that time, I was
setting out on the beginning of an adventure that few had ever experienced
before, except in comic books. But this wasn't the world of Superman, Batman or
Peter Parker, Spiderman. This was downtown Sacramento, the state capitol of
California. The place where oranges grew as big as basketballs, but were as
sour and yucky as rotting eggs. Where squirrels leaped onto your lap for a
friendly donation, and pigeons pecked out of your hand, humbly accepting your
offerings. The state capitol. That's what it was, and I was standing with my
back to that well lit place to watch a more lit up place. The Highland Towers,
a modern complex recently built by Google to house their super computer cloud
network.
My fingers curled into fists at the thought of all
the death and mayhem I was about to face.
A Firefighter rushed past me, dragging a hose.
"Get out of the way, kid, people are dying up there." He was joined
by several other fire firefighters, who all looked quite frankly, frightened.
And I can't blame them. Forty stories of fire is a lot of territory to die in,
and there were a lot of people in that building praying at that moment that
they wouldn't be one of them.
"I hate that word." I said to his back,
then turned my attention to the building again.
Again, the thought came to me; there must be
something I can do, something I can do that would make a difference to all
those in risk of dying up there. Something!
As I stood before the tall burning building, the
only thing I could think of was what Superman would do at a time like this. I
can save the girl or I can save the people in the building, but I can't do
both.
Even as I thought that, the entire top floor of the
building exploded outwards, sending a shower of broken mortar and glass towards
those of us standing below. I raised my arm to shield my face and good thing
too, as it got peppered by debris almost immediately.
I saw several other pedestrians scream and run for
shelter, but they got pelted anyway. It had happened too fast for anyone to
avoid it. One man ran screaming, blinded by shards of glass that had embedded
in his arms and shoulders.
He was grabbed by some policemen who had thought to
hold shields up before their faces and hustled towards a waiting ambulance,
which had red lights flashing, along with dozens of others already parked or
about to park.
A steady stream of frightened, sore, pained people
was herded from the building by firefighters and fellow workers.
One of them passed near me and looked me in the eye.
She was an older woman with blonde hair and streaks of gray. She had a look
that was so intense it frightened me at first. "Save them!"She urged
me. "Only you can!"
Before she could say more, she was herded off by a
paramedic, who immediately laid her on a gurney and gave her oxygen, along with
dozens of others being given similar care. The body count was growing. And I
still stood there rooted to the street like a
fire hydrant stuck in concrete.
Now, you may ask why I was thinking those thoughts,
and if you did you would be right to be confused about it. Because I'm not
Superman, I'm John Williams, a teenager, still in college, barely out of my
freshman year. And now I was facing the biggest crisis of my life, besides zits
and premature wet dreams. Oh yeah. I had those. Don't we all?
I wanted to be a hero. I needed to be a hero. I just
didn't have any super powers was my problem. Yeah. Right! Any one worth their
money wouldn't care; they'd just dash into the burning building and start
rescuing the old men and ladies, the girls screaming for help.
Only I wasn't that person. I was shy, reclusive, and
a bit eccentric. Did I mention I didn't have a girlfriend yet?
So I stood there watching the fire, feeling
miserable and helpless, because I wanted to save them all, but I couldn't.
Hell with it, I thought. You only die once! And if I
could save even one, that's one more than might have been otherwise I urged
myself as most stupid, impulsive teenagers might.
I ran past the masses of policemen and firefighters
struggling to contain the crowd and the fire, and dashed into the building.
Damn! It was hot in there, and smoky, and I wasn't
anywhere near the real fire yet. But I was a hero. I felt it in my blood! It
was very strange as I ran inside. The stream of people I had hurried past was
gone. I was the only one. That couldn't be right. Where were the hundreds of
others stuck in here?
Before I could give it another thought I heard a
young girl crying, her calls for help tearing at the roots of my heart. I
looked upwards. I couldn't see anything, but I could still hear her cries of
fear echoing downwards.
I ran to the nearest stairwell and looked up. It
spiraled upwards around and round. It was a stroke of pure genius, an architectural
masterpiece and it was doomed by a fire that never should have been. I heard
her cry again. Close.
Throwing caution to the wind, of which there was a
growing storm of air and smoke flowing downwards, causing me to choke and gasp
as I struggled upwards, I ran up the stairwell, two stairs at a time. My
adrenaline was pumping my heart so hard I could hear it doing double-time in my
ears.
I made it up the first two flights of stairs no
problem, but by the time I found the third flight I was beginning to choke on
the smoke.
I saw a tiny girl several flights up. She was
crying. A piece of the ceiling overhead fell, missed her and almost clobbered
me. I ducked out of its way, but it took a huge chunk of the stairwell out from
under me. I was left hanging by a piece of railing.
Somehow, I managed to swing back onto the steps that
were solid, and began running up, instead of doing the sane thing and leaping
to safety and heading down again.
I reached the little girl and she wiped at her eyes,
which were wet with tears. "I want my Mommy!" She cried. Her hair was
covered with soot from the fire, dulling its golden sheen, but her eyes, though
miserable, were a bright, lively blue. She couldn't have been more than three
or four.
"Don't worry, I'll save you!" I said, and
gathered her up into my arms. Yeah. Like I was really going to save her. I
couldn't for the world of me imagine how I was going to cross that ten foot gap
in the stairwell below with her in my arms. But when I looked down into those
baby blue eyes that were depending on me, and wetter than a lake, I was lost.
There was nothing for me to do but go on. Call me impulsive teenager, but don't
call me selfish. Ever.
I stroked her filthy blonde hair gently and hugged
her close. "Don't worry; we're going to be alright."
She threw both her arms around my neck and closed
her eyes, still crying.
I always was the impulsive one. I was the hero in
sixth grade that guarded my teacher's room from intruders and ended up in a
fist fight I lost. Some hero, but I tried. I just didn't usually end up on the
safe side of heroing.
I ignored those damn thoughts, and instead of going
carefully down, I began to run. And maybe just a bit motivated by the sound of
the stairwell above me collapsing and breaking away, and the thought of being
pummeled by tons of concrete and steel. The little girl in my arms got scared.
No kidding. Wouldn't you?
"Mom!" She shrieked.
"Sorry, kid." I answered. "Wrong
gender. Now close your eyes. This is gonna hurt." And then inside my mind
I said, "A lot."
She screamed even as I screamed and leaped into the
air, praying that I would be able to see well enough through the thickening
smoke, and that my leap was strong enough to take me to the solid part of the
stairwell, and that the damn thing wouldn't break from the weight of my landing
on it with an additional sixty pounds of girl in my arms.
I saw too late that I wasn't going to make it, so I
did the next best thing, I flung the girl over my shoulder, held tight to her
with my arm, then reached out as hard as I could for the railing as I fell. It
didn't look like I was going to make it, but suddenly my hand and arm seemed to
stretch the extra few inches I needed. My fingers clasped the broken railing
just enough to swing both of us up and over onto the broken landing.
I staggered there a moment, stunned by the wrench to
my arm, and the jolt to my head. By all rights the plunge should have wrenched
my arm out of its socket, instead it just felt strange. Now, my right side.
That was an oyster from a different sea. I had glanced it against the railing,
but not let go of the girl, who was quiet now, her eyes as big as small moons.
But oh did my ribs hurt like Godzilla had just stomped on them.
"We're safe now." I told her, and then the
landing began to break away.
"Oh crap!" I yelled, then began running
down the stairwell, even as it broke apart behind me. I didn't think I was
going to make it. Indiana Jones had nothing on me at that moment. I ducked,
dove, flew, hopped and leaped, avoiding falling concrete, pieces of metal,
flaming debris. Every obstacle I cleared on the path down made way for a bigger
and scarier one, but somehow I made it to the bottom. And like the brave soul I
really was, I stood there only long enough to gasp for air, and then shoot for
the exit. At that moment a large portion of the ceiling overhead collapsed
towards us. I managed to dodge around it, my legs somehow putting on extra
length to get me around it in time, and then I was out the front door, panting
like a mad man, my eyes stinging like hell, my lungs about to burst from pain
and my side screaming like a siren of pain.
I looked up into the shocked eyes of a herd of
policemen and firefighters. "I saved her!" I yelled at them,
triumphant and elated.
They all stopped for a moment to give me an odd
look, like I was some kind of madman.
A paramedic ran over and took my arm. "Young
man, you better come with me. I think you've had too much smoke
inhalation."
"But I saved the girl." I protested.
Then I realized why everyone was giving me strange
looks. There was no one on my shoulder. I freaked. "I've got to go back
inside, I must have dropped her!"
A fireman stepped up to calm me. "Young man,
what's your name?"
"John Williams." I answered, struggling to
break free from him and the Paramedic.
"John, I was just in there when you came
running down the collapsing stairs. There was no one in your arms or against
your shoulder. It's your ass you saved, no one else's!"
"Oh God!" I wept. "She's dead."
Then I collapsed, the world going dark before my eyes.
Chapter Two: The Hero
I am one heck of a guy. To myself at least. I read the greatest books on earth. Every day. Religiously. There isn't a day I miss. Not my birthday. Not even Christmas. Especially Christmas, because I don't go to school and I can devote my entire day to reading my favorite edition of "Cartoon, Princess of the Hidden World." And what's better yet, college gives you a one month break. Yay!
I had first learned about the comic book when I was eleven.
Immediately, my eyes had lit on it, like metal filings drawn to a powerful magnet. I had been with my parents, who were still married at the time, and they were in downtown San Antonio, killing time for my father's vacation. At least that was the way I had seen it at the time. And killing it he was. They passed two bookstores, three comic book stores, and at least one drug store with the latest Marvel and DC comics.
I was dying to read what had happened to Spiderman. Did he get back together with his new girlfriend, Winifred? Did his best friend Zombie Ozzy turn back into the Goblin again, or did he return to Mars with Thor to look for Princess Loki? Marvel always blew me away. And ever since Superman killed that Kryptonian general in the Man of Steel movie, all bets were off. He might kill anyone now. His code of ethics had been broken. Sure if he hadn't killed the Kryptonian, he would have kept his ethics, but the evil general would have killed more people.
But at night, while my parents slept, I pondered that moral dilemma over and over. Was it honorable to not kill someone, even if it meant causing the deaths of others? Was death really permanent even? Big questions for a twelve year old going on thirteen. And the biggest question that always kept haunting me those late hours was...as smart as Superman is, why hadn't he figured out a better way to handle the general? Why did so many have to die in the battle between them. Oh, they didn't show the deaths, but heck, you can't wipe out an entire city without killing someone. As I said BIG moral questions, and I was too small to handle it. It usually knocked me back into the sleepy realms again. So these days when I get hit by a conundrum like that, I immediately go to sleep.
Heck, I hadn't even kissed my first girlfriend yet. I might not do that for years yet, given how much they smelled when I got too close. I just couldn't get used to the way they smiled at me and giggled. Did they have something horrible in mind they weren't telling? And they always whispered in class and behind hands and in bathrooms when no one was watching. It was a real turn off. But then again, maybe I was just nuts. My friends thought so.
So there I was on my father's vacation and lo and behold the old man, my father, decided he wanted to buy a newspaper to see what movies were playing. My father had always been good for keeping the family entertained, just not with him. If things went south between himself and my brother, I and my best friend during those years always got a shellacking on our posteriors that would have lit up the nearest bonfire they hurt so much.
But this day Dad was generous. He got his newspaper and he was in such a good mood he bought John Carter of Mars and Tarzan the Ape Man in hard bound editions. But more importantly he bought the comic book that would change my life forever. "Cartoon!"
"Dad! Look at that!"
My dad was a sucker for comic books too, but he just liked buying his cigarettes more. He saw the one I pointed to. "Yeah, she's great."
"No!" I grunted. "Not the girl, the artwork. Isn't it absolutely crazy?"
Yeah. That was me alright. All my buddies were sneaking Playboys and watching Victoria's Secret on TV, while I huddled up really close in bed with...comic books, Edgar Rice Burroughs, A.E. Van Vogt. Sex was the furthest thing from my mind, because it was never on it.
I never could figure out why my friends were so crazy about the stuff. It was all they ever talked about. I'd go along with it when I was with them, so they didn't think I was a total jerk, but once out of their circle, I always felt a bit dirtied up for it. I would go to the bathroom and wash my hands over and over. Isn't that crazy? I finally got over that. Thank God. But it was quite traumatic for me for quite a few years, until I got into a good conversation about sex with a theatrical friend who explained about how hormones drove most men crazy when they were kids. He said he had gone through the same thing when he was a kid. He told me that some people were just wired differently. I guess I was.
His name was Mel; he made a huge difference in my life. Because when I finally split from my parents home to live at a dorm in college he was the only sane person in my life, in a world of drugs, sex and booze that most of my friends seemed to be lost in and I was in danger of getting lost in too, he hauled me back to reality.
Now that I'm practically a grown man at the age of seventeen, I see girls differently. I know their purpose in life, in my life, but I still don't go overboard about them. I want to be a comic book illustrator and writer like Stan Lee. I want to make movies some day. If it were possible, I would love to be a super hero. No time for girls in that scenario. Girls meant babies. Babies meant Daddyhood and Daddyhood meant slaving to the job. I didn't want to be a janitor the rest of my life.
Getting back to my first experience with Cartoon, after years of longing to read her, I wanted you to know that I'm not nuts, just a bit off the beaten path.
We went back to our Motel 6 that night and I was in hog heaven, whatever that is. I got to sleep in a double with my brother, who knocked off right away. Everyone fell asleep, but me. I went into the bathroom, stuffed a towel under the crack of the door so no one would be disturbed by the sound of the fan that wouldn't turn off or the bright lights.
Then I went to heaven and died. I took Cartoon out of her bright, highly polished slick magazine sack, and then gently rubbed the palms of my hands across her face. No, I wasn't being disrespectful. I don't hate females; I just love the feel of fresh paper. And the smell. I think most people become book and comic lovers because of the smell of fresh wood pulp mashed into our favorite character stories and illustrations.
After several long minutes of examining every detail of the cover I opened to the first page. She was looking straight at me. She had a finger pointed straight at me and said. "Shades of gray. The Portal's opening."
Now that alone wouldn't have freaked me out, but when her finger slowly curled up, and she winked at me. That was when I freaked. Really freaked.
I screamed. Too late, I realized I had made a tactical error.
My father burst into the bathroom. "What in the hell are you doing in here?"
After a very intense mental reexamination and an equally intense scalding which also included a swollen butt that glowed like a room heater, my tear ducts dried out, I fell asleep. Merciful sleep. When I woke up next morning to the smell of cigarettes, coffee and doughnuts, I snuck an eye open. My father was in the bathroom, which reminded me I needed to pee, but it could wait. At least an hour. Have you ever gone into the bathroom after your father emptied himself out and smoked up a storm? Danger, danger Will Robinson my mind screamed at me. So no. I waited an hour for the bathroom fan to suck out all those wonderful odors.
But the thing that impacted me most, and maybe hard nailed me to an obsession with comic books, was that Cartoon was gone. It was as if she had never been in my greedy hands at all. Then I really did cry. My mother looked over from where she was packing and gave me a look of sympathy, but my brother, who was helping her stuck his tongue out and gave me the raspberry. Sometimes life just doesn't seem fair.
So my first introduction to Cartoon had been a nightmare. I guess that was preparation for the future, because one day it would get better and also much, much worse. But that's getting ahead of my story.
Chapter Three: Peter Parker's Got Nothing On Me
I woke up at Saint Jude's Hospital to the tune of a bleating monitor. Mom was seated near my bed, a worried look on her face. My brother stood to her right, a smirk on his face. "I heard all about the kid you saved. The invisible one." He laughed. "Good job, pickle brains!"
I was too weak to defend myself, so I just gave him a look that could kill, but it must have been weak too, because he just smirked more and gave me a middle finger salute, which he hid behind Mom's back.
Did I tell you that I didn't like my brother much those days? He had changed when we hit high school, maybe even sooner. He became a person I couldn't stand anymore. It became harder and harder to be around him. His thoughts were always about what he needed and wanted, what he liked, and not what anyone else needed or wanted.
"Shut up!" I told him.
"Make me!" He said with a grin. "Ghost lover!"
I almost jumped out of my bed, but the rattle of the intravenous drip and the breathing mask over my face stopped me.
I growled angrily, but stayed stuck where I was. Mom gave me a worried look. "Doctor says you got smoke fumes in your lungs and your brain got deprived of oxygen."
"His brains always been starved of oxygen." My brother commented, that smirk bigger on his lips now. That smirk I wanted to wipe off his face so badly now I was willing to risk yanking the tubes from my arm and bleeding all over the place.
I started to get up again. Mom shoved me back. "Come on, Harry, time to let your brother rest."
Harry flipped me off again, and then exited. My mother leaned over and gave me a quick kiss. "Your father is working late tonight, so he probably won't make it to see you."
"Nothing new there." I said, and then regretted it instantly when my mother's face paled and she became a bit teary.
"I'm sorry, Mom." I blurted out. "I didn't really mean that. He'll come if he's able." I said to soothe her. My heart was breaking. I'd just hurt the only woman I had ever really loved. She was a good woman, if a bit too giving to my father and brother. But I respected her for her kindness, her generosity of spirit, and her unflagging love.
She didn't look back. I was so dumb then. I'm probably dumber now, because I still can't stand my brother. He changed so much from when we were kids, or maybe it was me that changed. The end result is the same; we don't get along anymore. It's funny I've found out over the years that I'm often times closer to people who aren't my family, than who are. Go figure.
I slept fitfully that night. Once I woke up screaming. I don't know why. But there was this incredibly beautiful woman standing over me, her hand pressed gently against my chest to reassure me. "It's all right. John, you've got bigger fish to fry."
"Huh?" Was my brilliant response.
At the time I couldn't figure out why she would say that, unless she was referring to my narrow escape from the fire and that stupid episode of my life. Don't get me wrong, I'd do it again in a New York minute, or a California hour, but the result would be the same, close call, almost White Light death and dying. The stuff of old people, not young. Talking about stupid. Listen to me ramble on. Old people got their heads screwed on much better than we kids; at least they don't go running up burning stairwells.
I laughed inside myself. Because they can't...run, that is.
I felt embarrassed and ashamed for thinking that. I don't even know why I did. I guess it's because I don't take a lot of life all that seriously. Or maybe too seriously. You take your pick.
She gave me a smile which sucked me back to my hospital reality and that would knock the socks off any hormonally challenged teen and even though I thought I wasn't, those hormones began to kick in big time, along with something in my heart that made it ache. I can't explain it, but it reminded me of how I felt when I first saw Cartoon.
She sat beside me and left her hand over my heart. It was reassuringly warm. She began to sing a sweet, warm lullaby that made me feel safe and secure, warm and drowsy. My eyes began to shutter up.
"Wait!" I said before they shut me down completely. "Who are you?
She smiled at me and put a finger to her lips, and then I was lost to dreamland again. A dream that was filled with comic book characters all dancing the Can Can while the super villain Darth Vader performed an operatic number and the White Rabbit ran in small circles about my feet. "Too late. Too late. You're much too, too late."
I woke up the next morning and the Doctor was there. An older man with thick glasses that made his eyeballs super huge. He peered at my nostrils, into my ears, and then thumped my chest several times and listened with his stethoscope, and then he made some mumbling sounds.
"Doc, I wanna thank that gorgeous nurse that came in to soothe me last night." I told him. "I'd like to thank her for helping me through my nightmare."
"Gorgeous nurse. Last night. Nightmare?" Came a string of questions and confusion from him, accompanied by a surprised look. He hurried from the room without comment, and then several minutes later, rushed back inside, his face filled with deep concern and worry. "What did she look like?"
I described her as tall like me, incredibly well belt, like an Amazon, with super blonde hair and blazing blue eyes. All the time that I described her, his worried look intensified. He went out again and didn't come back for a long time. Finally, he ran a series of tests on me again. The ones he had done before. He shook his head, and then walked out.
A moment later he came back in with a comic book. The cover had the picture of a beautiful blonde warrior woman, who looked like the one I saw last night. "The nurse found this beside your bed last night. Is she...the one?"
"But that's not possible, is it?" I asked, momentarily confused. "She's not real."
The Doctor said nothing, but made a series of notes in his folder, then walked out.
A moment later a portly nurse came in and offered me a tray of breakfast. Trix for kids, applesauce, a roll, coffee and milk.
"You're a hero, you know." She said as she settled the tray into my lap, after adjusting my bed. "Everyone wants to know who you are."
"Some hero. Stuck in a hospital bed with needles in his arms, and a doctor that thinks he's wacko."
The nurse laughed. "Oh George! He's just worried you might have some brain damage from the lack of oxygen, that's all. Did you like the comic book I left for you last night? I thought it might help you get back to sleep if you woke up. Happens a lot. I have a son just like you. Comic book nerd."
"How...?" I blabbered.
She put a hand on my shoulder. "I suspect..." She held up my Plastic Man with the charred edges. "...I might have had a bit of a clue about that."
I got a burst of fear, though I can't explain exactly why, maybe it was a flash of the leap I had made again, with the ghost on in my arms. Only she hadn't been a ghost. Had she?
The nurse saw my look of fear and confusion, but she misread it. She saw it and laughed again. "Don't worry, honey, the Doctor's just too old to remember those boyhood fantasies of big-boobed nurses."
I gave her a shocked look. She smiled. "Look, John, believe it or not, I used to look like that once. Now I'm just big."
She laughed. I gave her a dumb look. She laughed again and walked out.
Man, people surprise me all the time.
Finally, after several hours, my mother showed up again and the nurse came in with a fresh set of clothing. "Your mom brought them from your apartment."
I looked at the jeans with the holes in the knees and the T-Shirt with Darth Vader Rules on it, and then shrugged. It wasn't Halloween, but no one would notice, would they?
"Harry here?" I asked as I slipped my feet into my pants.
Mom was silent.
Death strikes at dawn I thought and hurried up dressing.
Chapter Four:
Homeward Bound
Oh
yes I was. Homeward Bound, where the hippies roam, and the buffalo are home,
and the dears are the ones who you don't know.
That
stupid rhyme kept imposing on that beautiful song. God, maybe I did have brain
damage. That stunned me for a moment, until I tripped going down the stairs
from the front of the hospital.
Mom
gave me a worried look. She was full of those these days. "I'm okay, Mom.
Just a bit off my stride."
A
car pulled up with a screech of rubber and brakes. My brother leaned out the
passenger side. "Need a lift."
"Not
really."
Mom
pinched my arm.
"Thanks.
Don't mind if I do." I said with a strained smile.
I
opened the front door for Mom to get in, and then hopped in the back of the
blood red Mustang he drove. He stepped on it. And I do mean stepped on it. I
slammed back into the cushion of the back seat, gripping the passenger door
handle for my life. He drove like a maniac. Not that he was doing it to scare
me. It was just his style. Another reason I didn't get along with him. Me, I
drive like an old woman. I stop when I'm supposed to. I look every direction,
multiple times, then again and then I go.
After
a lot of cursing about the hard curves my brother made getting to my apartment,
and for your information, there were no curves, just corners, but he swung
around like they were curves, we finally arrived at the Ringling Apartments. A
cute complex off Cedar and Pine, a bit out in the more suburban area of
Sacramento. It has all the amenities. Covered parking. Huge dumpsters that are
always full. Barking dogs. A pool that is always three days behind cleaning,
and a landlord who looks out his window at the girls who walk by.
Yep.
Home sweet home.
I
kissed Mom good-bye and thanked her, as I got out. My brother puckered up and I
said, "In your dreams, but thanks."
I
got out and listened for the screech of rubber and was richly rewarded with
burning smoke and the sound of cars honking as he cut out into traffic.
I
shook my head and went up the two rickety flights of aging concrete steps
hedged by cast iron braces to the third floor. I walked past the apartment that
I called the parrot house. They had about twenty parrots that screeched at me
every time I passed, and then past Laurie's. Laurie was this sweet kid that had
been kicked out of her home by a crazy father who snorted cocaine. I felt for
her. We didn't talk much, but when we did it was for hours and hours. And did
she ever have a great throat. She had one of the best operatic voices I had
ever heard. When she sang the dogs barked for miles around.
I
felt for her, because even normal father's can be a drag sometimes, but cocaine
is just asking for it. It drives a man's excesses through the ceiling. Negative
territory extremis. And to be so talented and hopeless at the same time. Well.
I did what I could to keep her spirits up.
I
pulled out my ring of two keys. One for my front door and one for my best
friend's door. I watch his pets for him when he's away on duty. He's in the
National Guard and serves on the weekends. Fortunately, this wasn't the
weekend, or his poor pets would be starving. Speaking of which...
I
threw down my coat and the Plastic Man comic book I had retrieved from the fire
and headed for the best place in my humble abode....the frig.
It
was loaded. Mom had been here before me and loaded it with fried chicken, corn
on the cob, a cherry pie, and ice cream in the freezer...vanilla...and a sack
of apples and oranges in the crisper. Wow! I hadn't had it this good since I
began college this year.
I
sat down with a drumstick and corn cob on a paper plate, then remoted my 19
inch color TV. It was the late morning news. The anchor was showing a video of
the building I was in last night. I leaned closer to listen better. The sound
wasn't working too well, but I'd swear the anchor, George Wells, was saying
that some young kid made an impossible leap to safety.
That
couldn't have been me. Because my leap was very possible, just hard because of
the kid...who I suddenly realized again had mysteriously vanished from my
shoulders before I got outside. How was that possible?
Then
a flurry of photographs of me emerging from the building was shown. There was
even one of me through a window looking into the stairwell. It was dark, but
there clearly was no one in my arms or against my shoulder. That was freaky!
What
was really freaky was one shot showed me leaping from the upper staircase to
the lower one. That distance was impossible for a human to do safely.
Impossible!
I
stood up, dumping my food onto my beat-up plastic table, alongside a mound of
old Superman and Spiderman comic books, and a few scraps of paper where I had
been doodling pictures of Casper the Ghost and Donald Duck.
"That's
impossible!" I screamed at the TV. "I was there. I spoke to her. I
carried her. Damn! She was even heavy!" I wasn't mad at them showing a
crazy jump, but the fact that I didn't have anyone in my arms. I was there. I
had felt her weight, her tears, smelled her singed hair. I was there! She was
real!
A
thumping came on my left wall and I calmed down. That was usually not a good
thing. Neighbors were good around here, but they got alarmed easily when the
volume went up, and mine had just shot through the roof.
"Sorry."
I hollered at the wall, and three taps came back in acknowledgement.
I
sat down on my old loveseat with the blue and white granny blanket thrown over
it to hide the rips and tears of its aging hide. My grandmother Ann had darned
it for me when I was a kid. It was actually my baby blanket doing double duty.
It showed a row of red hearts pinned to vases of blue flowers and green vases
on a soft white pattern.
I
put my coat back on, locked my front door, then unlocked it and went back
inside and remoted the TV off. Didn't need the extra electric bill or possible
complaints when those damn commercials shot the volume up. I also stuffed the
Plastic Man comic into my coat pocket, ignoring the burnt edges. That had cost
me about a hundred dollars. It had been mint condition. I sighed. My money
karma sucked. It was almost a week's wages at my janitorial job in the small
bakery off F Street near downtown.
It
was run by an old, balding man with a kindly nature. He had taken mercy on my
poverty and offered me this exquisite job where I just had to show up, take out
the trash, sweep and clean the floors and help clean the windows and tables. It
wasn't a lot of hours. I didn't want a lot of hours. College sucked up most of
the rest of my free time.
I
hardly had any time left to read the comic books I got the job for in the first
place. Oh, did I mention that I generally live on potatoes and rice and beans?
So you can see why Mom's cooking was such a blowout for me.
I
scooted down the rickety stairwell to the street, and then thought about what I
was going to do next. The street was a typical Sacramento street, with the
occasional bus, truck and driver hurtling down it at the grand old speed of
thirty miles an hour. I didn't know what I was going to do. I was tired. My
right side still hurt like crazy. It was black and blue from the impact. I felt
like raw meat. But I had to do something. I wasn't crazy and I had to prove it
to myself, if not to someone else.
That
decision got yanked out of my hands.
A
teenage girl about my age, with blonde hair and the tightest pants I'd ever
seen in a long time was struggling with two sacks of groceries beneath her
chin. She lifted them up to readjust them as she began to cross the street,
blocking her vision of the road. Big mistake! She didn't see the truck that was
barrel-assing down the road. The driver was looking out his side window at two
teens dressed in shorts. He didn't see her step into the street in front of
him.
Without
a second thought about it I raced to pull her back. She was too far. I reached
out my left hand, hoping to make contact. And then a very strange, evil thing
happened. My left arm stretched like silly putty. I made contact with her and
pulled her back just in time to avoid becoming road kill.
The
truck driver saw what had happened and gave us the middle finger salute.
"Damn stupid pedestrians." He hollered, and then slammed on his
brakes as a police car pulled out and turned on its sirens.
"Karma
is a tough bitch!" I said beneath my breath, and then turned to look at
the young woman. She was looking directly into my eyes.
I
forgot all about the weirdness that was going on with me and my hand, and
immediately dropped to my knees to beg her to marry me and make me a happy man
for the rest of eternity.
Actually,
though, those were my thoughts only. Her smile was a megawatt blast of sheer
knockout gas and I rocked back on my heels when she spoke. Her voice was oozing
with warmth and something that made me shiver from one end of my body to
another.
"My
hero!" She said, then stooped over and kissed my right cheek.
Did
I mention that she was as tall as me, or almost?
"Uh."
Was all I managed after that.
The
last thing I saw of her was this very interesting and strange jeweled pendant
that dangled from her neck by an ornate gold chain with tiny shapes linking it
all together, then she smiled at me again, turned away, and headed across the
street again, but this time with no traffic, except for the Truck Driver who
was standing outside his truck, gesturing at me while a Policeman listened.
A
moment later the Policeman came my way. "The man behind me claims you
darted out in the street and he almost hit you."
I
gave him a puzzled look. "Actually, I was saving the life of a beautiful
blonde."
The
Policeman looked around slowly, then back at me. "Where is she now,
sir?"
I
gestured across the street, and when he turned to look, I could see I was in a
heap of trouble. There was no one on the sidewalk for miles. She couldn't have
got away that quick. There were no openings for at least another hundred yards.
He
turned back to me, and took his silver helmet off. He brushed it lightly with a
sleeve, sighed, and then gave me a frown.
"Technically, I could arrest you
for creating a public disturbance. And endangerment."
Then
he stopped and his eyes lit up in recognition. "Say, aren't you the kid
who escaped the burning building?"
"Uh."
Was all I managed.
He
put his helmet back on, and put his ticket book away. "I'm letting you off
this time. You've had it rough enough. But keep clean, next time I'll haul your
sorry ass to jail if you do something so crazy stupid again."
I
started to protest, and like a whisper inside my head, I heard.
"Don't."
"Uh."
I answered.
He
took that as a yes in the affirmative and strode back to the Truck Driver, then
got out his ticket book again. The Truck Driver gave me another middle finger
salute when the Policeman wasn't looking.
What
a day!
Chapter Five: Strategic Command, Home Base
Enough's
enough I told myself as I locked my front door from the inside, then flopped
down onto my love seat.
"I'm
crazy sure." I remarked to nobody in particular. "Seventeen years
old. And every one of those years is slamming me between the eyes right now
like I'm some nut just let loose from the Looney bin."
I
sat on my love seat fuming quietly to myself. I looked at the Plastic Man comic
book in front of me on a wooden stool I had picked up for a dollar at the
Salvation Army. It was brown and smooth, except for a series of nicks on the
top of it, which I had made when I was trying to use my Exacto knife to cut out
a new Star Trek model from balsa wood. The project had been a disaster. I'm
really wood challenged and pretty much anything else that involves mechanical
tools.
"How?"
Was the question that kept burning into my brain.
"Good
question." I answered myself out loud.
That
spooked me. Now I'm starting to talk to myself like an aged old timer with a
head injury. Apologies, old people, I know you can't help it, but I should have
been able to. Maybe the fire had done some kind of brain damage.
So
far two rescues, an impossible leap and a hand that stretched out like Plastic
Man's. Weird. Strange and impossible. Comic books don't happen in the real
world. Crap happens. Bad things happen. Sometimes lots of good things, but
never comic book things.
Only
on TV and in the movies.
So,
confused, still a bit sore from my crazy in the burning building, I did the
only sane thing a teen like I could do at a moment like this.
I
went to bed.
Big
mistake!
This is only the first story in a series. Learn more about Cartoon and the adventures she takes with Johnny on my pro site www.johnpirillo.com
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